Archive for August, 2010

Montana Fishburne’s tits make daddy proud

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Montana Fishburne

Laurence Fishburne must’ve suffered the worst whiplash ever when he was ripped back into reality with his daughter Montana Fishburne’s debut into porn. But if your daughter has a spankin’ hot body with luscious tits that look perfect stained with cum, then you don’t blame bad parenting or the insidious influence of the likes of Kim Kardashian her entry into the porno industry; you blame the genes! And what a lovely display of genes we have here of Montana Fishburne showing off her dirty pictures.

Montana Fishburne

Aside from having these tramp stamps all over her body, you can see right away Montana Fishburne has porn potential branded all over her raw pussy. Judging from the low hanging clit she has going on, either Montana decided to do multiple takes of the deep penetration scene in her sex vid or she’s just a right slut even way before she broke into the scene. Either way, she’s got celebrity whore written all over her fine titties.

Montana Fishburne

If breaking her daddy’s heart isn’t good enough of a deal with the devil for a Hollywood career, I don’t know what is. At least we here at the sidelines get to enjoy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape while the drama rages on in the family.

Tila Tequila’s tits got pawned

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Tila Tequila

So she says she fucked a DJ, and I believe she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the crowd was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible moans she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the night by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.

Tila Tequila

So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.

Tila Tequila

Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about banging those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to rest for a while to pick up our cocks and cum all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.

Demi Lovato fucks innocence goodbye

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Demi Lovato

In what looks like a final bid for more quieter times, Demi Lovato rubbs shoulders with the Mouse himself and his bitch Minnie at the red carpet before turning on better things to rub, like cocks and other pussies, in celebration of the eighteenth birthday the whole fucking world’s been waiting for on their quivering toes.

Demi Lovato

There’s nothing better than to turn back and watch Demi Lovato’s road to maturity, which isn’t difficult, since she’s such a slutty young celebrity who pimps her pussy at the sound of a camera click that there’s already thousands of her skanky photos waiting for you to jack off to.

Demi Lovato

And if you noticed, Demi dumped the black, emo-type hair for a more mature-ish brunette mop, which is further reason to anticipate that not-too-distant day when websites and servers start crashing with a Demi Lovato Sex Tape headline sending the interwebs in a tsunami of cum stains. But before we all get ahead of ourselves, let’s enjoy the final vestiges of Demi Lovato’s innocence torn to shreds with these naked photos of her.

Katy Perry’s teenage dreams of becoming a fuck doll

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Katy Perry

Aside from having a fetish for frumpy-looking and explosively colorful outfits, Katy Perry often steps on the red carpet looking like a lifesize blowup doll from stuffing her oily boobs too much in latex outfits and shit. With news of her upcoming album Teenage Dream already making the rounds, these pictures of Katy Perry looking like a love doll who just got a massive helping of spunk rubbed all over her body came out to fuel those ‘teenage’ dreams you’ve all been having of her… and let me nudge you in the ribs for being such pervy lovers of the fresh vag, yeah?

Katy Perry

I’d rather not think of the extreme chafe action going on around her pussy area from all the leather rubbing against her crotch, but instead think of how I can finally ditch the sex doll I stole from the homeless guy downtown using it to prop open his cardboard manor and finally stick my dick inside Katy Perry’s warm, itching, and definitely unplastic vagina parts.

Katy Perry

If, for some fucked up fetish you blow your cum harder from fucking lifeless bags of air than hearing a real slut moan from pleasure, you can rest assured be satisfied from boning Katy Perry’s nude body, with those lifeless eyes of her playing the part extremely well. Well, fucking a dead-looking Katy Perry borders dangerously from sex doll fantasies to creepy shit I shouldn’t be mentioning here, but whatever yanks your junk, huh? So for whatever purpose they may serve you, pictures of Katy Perry naked are on the table.

Sophie Reade sets her English boobies loose

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

Sophie Reade

One look at Sophie Reade’s 30FF melons in these new batch of nude pictures and you’ll mutter, “God save the Queen indeed!” in agreement. We should be thankful for our English cousins across the pond for continuing the tradition of showcasing the best in male entertainment today in the form of—what else—but tits, tits, and more tits. This ship-sinking bombshell here is Sophie Reade, a glamour model made popular by her stay in Big Brother’s house, where she’s been nicknamed Dogface to comply with some crazy ass contract in the reality show. And dogface is right, because a chick with big boobies hanging that low from her chest must like being on all fours like a horny puppy getting the juice pumped out of her cunt from behind. And no, the hastily pasted electric tape isn’t fooling anyone, Sophie. We all know you’re a slut and you’ll strip off the second somebody asks you.

Sophie Reade

So before you stalk off into your fantasies of penetrating this English slut’s cunt in the style of man’s best friend while groping her juicy melons like you just got pummeled by your boss and you needed a stress reliever, catch a good look at Sophie Reade’s mega-melons first and tell me anyone who’s gay will turn straight as a ten-foot pole when they get hit in the face by one of those milky monsters.

Sophie Reade