Archive for September, 2010

Hayden Panettiere’s busty barmaid sideline

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Hayden Panettiere

It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is new because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy pairing of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity hottie.

Hayden Panettiere

It’s a smart move for the Germans to ask Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one reason people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the ugliest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things more exciting. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!

Hayden Panettiere

By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to be right in the head, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she clearly wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”

Coco brings her ass-exposing to the catwalk

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Coco Austin

Will you look at that, a non-twitter picture of Coco. No difference though, she still found a way to keep the back entrance open for business. But you won’t hear me complaining, I love a woman who knows her ass is a more profitable investment than any other part of her body. And to us lovers of the ass, Coco gives a little something extra by showing off her huge racks too. Where was this fashion show and why wasn’t I invited???

Coco Austin

I just love what Coco wore in these ass-exposing pictures of her. Such a smart way of making sure her giant ass still covers half of the frame, and the other with her tits. I bet you she received a standing ovation just for that little trick… and possibly for nothing else. Let’s be real here, we’re all just here to get a piece of Coco’s ass, aren’t we?

Coco Austin

Some chicks would find it insulting when all guys see of you is a pair of butt cheeks in need of a good spanking, but Coco knows that’s the best compliment ever. Having a thousand guys fantasize about pounding their cocks in that ass of hers motivates Coco to post more pictures of her huge ass, so keep worshipping Coco’s bare booty to keep them, and yourself, coming.

Larissa Riquelme naked for the soccer boys

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Larissa Riquelme

Remember Larissa Riquelme, that sexy bitch screaming her cunt off in the sidelines during the world cup? She’s back, and she’s go more than just a pair of boobies jiggling in her wake. Here she is, looking quite the opposite from being pumped and high strung during the game, and actually looking quite serene exposing her tits and loose pussy to a pack of soccer boys all struggling to hold themselves from tackling bare ass.

Larissa Riquelme

And who wouldn’t have trouble stopping themselves from sticking it inside Larissa Riquelme’s overused vagina? This South American babe has all the curves in the right places, and, apparently, a vagina that’s so out of place it’s hanging so loose from getting drilled often by the national team. Look closely and you’ll see how spent this chick’s pussy is from getting reamed all the time by adrenaline-fueled soccer players. Yep, Larissa Riquelme knows how to play like a true fangirl; she can sneak past security and be naked dead center in the locker room for the victors way before the match is done.

Larissa Riquelme

So if you’ve tooted your vuvuzuelas in solitude long enough, have a slice of pictures of Larissa Riquelme’s shaved pussy, and have a bit of fun with the slut.

Demi Moore tweets her tits

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Demi Moore

So when we were all happy busting our nuts over the Megan Foxes and Miranda Kerrs of the world, Demi Moore decides to shine a light on us by tweeting pictures of her tight and fine lady abs. How could anyone forget about ┬áDemi Moore? She’s got the body of a perfectly sculpted fuck doll, the sex drive of an insatiable cougar, and a pussy that’s hungry for cock twenty years younger her age. I guess somebody as sexy and divine as Demi Moore sometimes has to stoop low via Twitter to make sure her ass stays relevant… in 140 characters or less.

Demi Moore

So while Ashton Kutcher is cheating on this hot piece of pussy (and what a fucking jerkwad he is), let’s all take a moment to redirect our cocks, aim at Demi Moore’s naked pictures, and pop the cum on her tits, her shaved pussy, and her tight abs like froth from an uncorked champagne. Because something as sexy as seeing a hot chick nearly naked and practically begging for a fuck is worth celebrating for.

Demi Moore