Archive for October, 2010

Arianny Celeste’s oiled titties are ready for a fuck

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Arianny Celeste

Hardly anything is better than seeing my soon-to-be wife Arianny Celeste strutting in her tight ring girl outfit making fight nights on television sexier. I was all happy seeing her there, but then holy shit, Arianny Celeste had to strip naked, rub herself in oil, and bare a fantastic pair of tits and a shaved pussy dead on, straight in front of my widening eyes. Shit. That’s my fifth trip to the bathroom this day.

Arianny Celeste

But sexy isn’t even the right word with Arianny Celeste in this undressed condition. Naughty is what’s more fitting, yeah. And naughty is also what I’m feeling right now. Let me just rub my cock against those oiled thighs of hers to lube up and ‘accidentally’ slide my stiffy straight into her tight, fresh cunt. That should make her drop those barbells and grab hold of my thrusting ass. We’ll slip and slide our way to orgasm all over the floor whilst I keep a firm hold of Arianny Celeste’s titties.

Arianny Celeste

Er, I told you I was feeling naughty. You should start feeling something funny in the pants region too, if you’ve got your priorities right. But don’t start telling me your fantasies, dude! That’s not right… er, says the guy who just let himself type his mind out. Anyway, what you should do to curb your hunger for titties is to head directly to where Arianny Celeste’s shaved pussy pictures are. Now.

Lea Michele gets naughty in the locker room

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Lea Michele

The guys over at Glee joined New Directions for the right reasons. They joined because they loved to sing. Because they wanted to make themselves better persons. Because they were secretly gay. Or something. But if Lea Michele ever walked through the school halls wearing tight, white panties while sucking on a lollipop like a naughty choir chick, guys will stand in line for audition for all the bad reasons possible.

Lea Michele

Like chancing upon Lea Michele in the locker room, straddling a bench with her legs spread so widely apart you can just slide your ass over and stick your cock inside her. Or like spying on her bent over her locker, ass out, while she licked a lollipop with apparent relish. Or like catching her just senselessly ripping her top off to reveal her fine Hebrew hooters nestled so finely in a lacy white bra. You know, one of those things.

Lea Michele

Unfortunately, Glee will never be interesting enough to wait for an episode like that to manifest itself on our TV screens. Thank God we at least have Lea Michele volunteering to live out our kinky locker room fantasies, huh?

Jenna Bentley’s lesbian kiss keeps the weather warm

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Jenna Bentley

Oh man, this is some sexy setup right here. If I’d been the dude with the camera catching Jenna Bentley locking lips with a hot chick on the swing set, I probably would’ve dropped the camera altogether and just jacked off behind a bush. Thank god I wasn’t though, or you wouldn’t have caught these kinky lesbian pictures of Jenna Bentley.

Jenna Bentley

But seriously, that’s gotta be one hell of a hot scene to watch if I’d been around. Check Jenna Bentley out going in for a torrid tonguing with that chick on her lap. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other’s knockers! Then again, this could just be Jenna famewhoring again (and it is), but who the fuck cares! Two hot chicks making out! In public! That’s perfect masturbation material right there folks.

Jenna Bentley

This is the reason why Hollywood stays alive; it’s because of all the sexy chicks running around creating scandals! I’m betting the only thing keeping these two babes from going nude and scissoring on the sandbox is the weather. It would be awesome to see their perky, shivering titties though, while they humped and rubbed pussies on the swing. But seeing Jenna Bentley in some lesbian action with a chick is already enough for me to pull out the lube!

Erin Heatherton nude is no mirage

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Erin Heatherton

If I’m ever stranded in the desert and I’m hallucinating from the heat, don’t bother with mirages of oases and blocks of ice; I want me some Erin Heatherton, baby! Crawl toward these photos of Erin Heatherton writhing naked in the desert sand, cuddle her, and say she’s saved. Then fucking pin her to the ground and slay her pussy with your penis like she totally wants it (and she totally wants it, otherwise she wouldn’t sit around with her naked ass waiting for a heatstroke to happen).

Erin Heatherton

But seriously, these sexy photos of Erin Heatherton are just priceless. If there’s any way to describe how searing this teen model is, it’s by taking her to the most scorching place in the world and telling her she’s home. I just can’t get enough of staring at the tempting way she’s writhing in the sand, her small titties soiled and in need of a little licking from being in the sun far too long.

Erin Heatherton

What would be hotter is if you pictured yourself lying naked next to Erin Heatherton’s own nude body, fingering her minge out of her hallucination, and making awesome love with her right there in the middle of nowhere. A pussy flowing with orgasm juice is better than any friggin’ oasis.