Archive for November, 2010

Ke$ha is one leggy whore

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Ke$ha

In this photoshoot for Complex’s Dec/Jan 2011 issue, Ke$ha had given us so much to ponder on in the tell-all interview that went with it.

Ke$ha

Aside from getting turned on with guys and their unshaven facial hair and hating men who act like women, this teen pop superstar has also got nothing against having a relationship with a woman. And boy, how smoking hot is that, imagine a leggy sexy blond in tight black latex onesie and black stockings fingering and fucking another pussy? We all have our dreams of being dominated by two beautiful women in the bedroom, do we?

Ke$ha

But if that’s just me, never mind. You go on ahead and let your dicks out for a sterling worship of this juicy scantily-clad body of Ke$ha.

Miley Cyrus celebrates a slutty 18th birthday

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Miley Cyrus

Disney has finally got themselves another whore in town. You gotta thank them for coming up with the skankiest whores in this side of Hollywood. First there was Britney, of course, and then we had Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and now, Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus

Although you have to admit, even before turning 18, Miley was already on her way of fulfilling her pornstar dreams, thanks to the bitches who’s been determining her concert wardrobes. They have clothed her in see through gowns, skin tight tops, lace onesies, catsuits, micro mini skirts and fishnet leggings! All these making a hard on in our crotch area. I just wish she’d magically materialize in front of me and start spreading that tight juicy pussy wide.

Miley Cyrus

I know I’ve had one too many jack offs concerning a scantily-clad Miley. But now I know there’d be more skanky naked photos of her. Just wait and see.

Kristen Stewart’s sexy ass

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

Kristen Stewart

Everyone’s favorite damsel-in-distress is at it again. Kristen Stewart, known as Bella Swan in the vampire movie Twilight, is caught out on a lake shooting the last part of the movie franchise wearing nothing but white skimpy swimsuit and lugging all her soaked clothes in one hand.

Kristen Stewart

You’d have to question where all her co-stars are at, allowing this poor girl alone to fend for herself in the cold. Nonetheless, we at least get to look out for her and entertain all our nasty perv fantasies about her without any distractions except that tight fit bikini. Who wouldn’t want to just take off that piece of clothing off and massage those tiny tits of hers? Or suck on those cute little pink nipples or finger that already wet cunt? I’d love to do it on the lake too, with her screaming her lungs out as I sink my dick in deeper and deeper with every thrust till she begs me to stop.

Kristen Stewart

And you know I wouldn’t stop. I mean, who would? It’s not everyday you get to fuck Kristen Stewart and her luscious bikini-clad body. Now wipe that saliva off your mouth, and that juice off your pants.

Sophie Howard’s tits begging to be sucked

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

Sophie Howard

What I dig about these Catholic School chicks is that once they’re out of that uniform, they give the best fuck ever. Take it from this English cunt Sophie Howard, who took a job as a stripper once she got out of the school.

Sophie Howard

“I’d go on the stage, dance around a bit, get my tits out, then get off,” was how she described her job as a stripper. And not long after she graced the covers of Maxim, FHM, Nuts and Loaded. And I wouldn’t argue, with boobs like that she deserves all the centerfolds for a year, give or take a couple months. You know she’s a chick who loves her tits fucked like there’s no tomorrow. I’d love to rub those big tits with my hands and suck on those nice pink nips as well. And those huge bazongas of hers deserve the hardest biggest penis and I know mine will suffice.

Sophie Howard

But you can go ahead jerking off with all these naked pictures of Sophie Howard. And let’s all hope she finishes that degree in nursing she took and wear that tight fit nurse’s uniform so we can fulfill our fantasies of fucking a hot nurse on the hospital bed sometime.

Alyson Michalka is a vampire french maid slut

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Alyson Michalka

Halloween has already come and gone but these images of Alyson Michalka dressed as a kinky vampire french maid has not left my mind since. This talented singer-song-writer-dancer-actress has already left my mouth hanging with her killer cheerdance moves in Hellcats, so she really didn’t have to do this much effort looking sexy for Halloween.

Alyson Michalka

But I’m pretty thankful she did. Now, I have a mindful of images fucking her in her schoolgirl outfit, in her cheerleader uniform, and in a vampire french maid costume. I will tug on that garter till it comes off and slowly strip off that black and white lace she has on. And i’ll definitely lick those killer legs till she asks for me to suck her cunt off instead. But of course I would leave her begging for more before grabbing that sexy bum and banging her from the behind.

Alyson Michalka

See, I told you I have a mindful of fantasies of her. And you would too, because Aly has given us access to pictures of that smoking naked body of hers. Go on, have your fill of this slutty triple threat. I wonder though, when people describe her as triple threat, do they mean she can act-sing-dance or suck-blow-fuck? Well, your guess is as good as mine.

Anna Chapman’s exposed Russian spy ass

Monday, November 1st, 2010

Anna Chapman

We all have our fantasies of being dominated in the bedroom. Yes? Well who better to play that tale with us than an authentic hot Russian spy? You read that right. What we have here is a gun-slinging, butt-kicking femme fatale going by the name Anna Chapman.

Anna Chapman

Dubbed as The Lady in Red, included in Maxim Russia’s 100 sexiest women, was first a UK citizen before heading to the US to become the CEO of a website selling real estate internationally. Now don’t get me wrong, I love any woman regardless of her profession, but when I am presented with a SPY? Whoa. I’m in for the wild dive. Let me just sit myself on that red chair in her raunchy half-naked pictures and let her do the rest – massage my cock, blow it, gyrate her sexy body slowly while rocking my penis back and forth, moan like there’s no tomorrow… the list goes on.

Anna Chapman

But instead of me having to type out all my fantasies for you to get a headstart on your masturbation, why don’t you just go on to these yummy lingerie pictures of Anna Chapman? You had better not miss out on that fully rounded bum and that tasty pair of jugs. Who ever thought of sending her back to Russia? Cocktease!