Archive for the ‘Hotties’ Category

Mila Kunis’ hot ballerina’s ass

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Mila Kunis

I know we’ve seen enough of Mila Kunis’ wild side in Black Swan, but I know it’s been a while since the movie for most of you, so here we are for a refresher on that hot piece of babe that is Mila Kunis. Although this time, if you wished she and Natalie Portman to change personalities so your dream girl assumed the role of the vulnerable, innocent chick, well, these are the photos for you.

Mila Kunis

While Mila Kunis shows just how much she loves flaunting her ass, legs, and skin, she maintains an air of innocence in this photoshoot. Still, we can’t forget how the hunger in her eyes as she went down on Natalie Portman and stuck her tongue inside her cunt. You have to agree that is probably the best lesbian sex scene in Hollywood, so much that we’re actually imagining the very scene just from looking at these sensual photos of Mila Kunis!

Mila Kunis

The way Mila looks lustfully at Natalie’s ecstatic face really etches itself in your mind that it easily becomes anyone’s fantasy for the the next three months. And that includes me! I just love seeing hot Mila Kunis putting her lips against a slut’s pussy and twisting her tongue around it. Makes me wish I could jump in between those two celebrity hotties and bang them simultaneously.

Kaya Scodelario’s personal bikini pictures

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Kaya Scodelario

Ever since the British teen drama Skins’ popularity blew up to exaggerated proportions, we’ve been seeing more and more of lovely Kaya Scodelario and her half-Brit, half-Brazilian beauty. We’ve seen her in her undies, hitting up the bad shit and riding cock as the rowdy Effy, but what really goes on in real life for this English lady?

Kaya Scodelario

Good thing she isn’t too private about her personal life, which is why we have here Kaya Scodelario’s personal bikini pictures for our fapping pleasure. No doubt you’ve all been left wanting more after catching this sexy British slut at her underhanded antics on TV, and no doubt you’re even more hungry for a little bit of actual pussy action from Kaya. A little sunning out in her tight teen bikini’s got to get Kaya Scodelario all hot and bothered, so this little backyard fun is obviously packing a sequel indoors. A sequel involving even lesser clothing, and some hot lesbian action with her equally sexy pool buddy in the picture.

Kaya Scodelario

So if anybody’s craving a bit of naughty girl-on-girl action featuring Kaya Scodelario, there’s no better time to hit up these links for the complete gallery of celebrity photos! After all, we all started tuning in to Skins for the actual skin part, didn’t we?

Leanne Rimes Debuts Her Inflated Tits!

Monday, January 10th, 2011

leanne rimes boobs

Leanne Rimes is now our favorite celebrity! Looks like the hot singer and actress has something else to flaunt along with her 5-carat oval engagement ring from new fiancé Eddie Cibrian. Check out those new delicious hooters! Leanne displayed a much larger and yummier bust line during her recent post-engagement holiday with Cibrian in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico.

leanne rimes hooters

Leanne Rimes now looks more fuckable than ever! Her filled-out gazongas on her trimmer-than-ever frame, which she showed off in several tiny bikinis, has tabloids asserting she’s had breast implants. Us Weekly has an unidentified source claiming Leanne indeed went under the knife, using the very same plastic surgeon as Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville.

leanne rimes tits

To see more of Leanne Rimes and her newly stacked breasts hit the beach for a sexy show off, just head on over to Paparazzi Stalkers!

Lucy Pinder’s tits out in the open

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

Lucy Pinder

After a stint in MTV and BBC1, and an appearance in Celebrity Big Brother UK, Lucy Pinder has moved on to being a weekly writer on Laid online.

Lucy Pinder

Now aside from her giving our chat-up lines ratings and answering our questions about women, she also will be posting smoking pictures of herself. And I’ve been waiting my ass off for her new nude photos. Because believe me, after hiding those bountiful hooters for several years, she has definitely made every guy in the UK ask for more. And while waiting for those new pictures, let’s all savor instead these smoking hot nude pictures of her with those lace stockings still on.

Lucy Pinder

We all know what lace stockings mean, right? That pair of sexy lingerie just begs for an all-night fuckfest. And if that’s Lucy Pinder writhing on the bed for me, I won’t say no.

Gisele Bundchen asking for a gang bang

Monday, December 6th, 2010

Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen. Do I still have to give more for an introduction?

Gisele Bundchen

This sexy Brazilian MILF supermodel who did Victoria’s Secret runway shows was no stranger to baring her silky smooth body in public. Which is why, in a recent photoshoot in St. Barts, she had no problem changing clothes in the back of a van in front of other people and the (God bless them!) paps. Who wouldn’t have wanted to just gang up on those juicy pair of chesticles and rub up that smoking sexy ass? I’ve always had dreams of sticking my dick up that shaved pussy and have her scream and moan in that heavily accented bedroom voice of hers.

Gisele Bundchen

And while I massage away my hallucinations, here are some nude photos of Gisele Bundchen changing in public for your eyes to feast on. Have fun.

Ke$ha is one leggy whore

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Ke$ha

In this photoshoot for Complex’s Dec/Jan 2011 issue, Ke$ha had given us so much to ponder on in the all-confessing interview that went with it.

Ke$ha

Aside from getting turned on with guys and their unshaven facial hair and abhorring men who act like women, this teen pop superstar has also got nothing against having a relationship with a woman. And boy, how smoking hot is that, imagine a leggy sexy blond in tight black latex onesie and black stockings fingering and fucking another pussy? We all have our dreams of being dominated by two gorgeous women in the bedroom, do we?

Ke$ha

But if that’s just me, never mind. You go on ahead and let your penises out for a divine worship of this juicy scantily-clad body of Ke$ha.

Miley Cyrus celebrates a slutty 18th birthday

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Miley Cyrus

Disney has finally got themselves another whore in town. You gotta thank them for finding the skankiest whores in this side of Hollywood. First there was Britney, of course, and then we had Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and now, Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus

Although you have to admit, even before turning 18, Miley was already on her way of fulfilling her pornstar dreams, thanks to the bitches who’s been choosing her concert wardrobes. They have clothed her in see through gowns, skin tight tops, lace onesies, catsuits, micro mini skirts and fishnet leggings! All these making a hard on in our crotch area. I just wish she’d magically appear in front of me and start spreading that tight juicy pussy wide.

Miley Cyrus

I know I’ve had one too many jack offs comprising a scantily-clad Miley. But now I know there’d be more skanky naked photos of her. Just hold your breathe and see.

Kristen Stewart’s sexy ass

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

Kristen Stewart

Everyone’s favorite damsel-in-distress is at it again. Kristen Stewart, known as Bella Swan in the vampire movie Twilight, is caught out on a lake shooting the last part of the movie franchise wearing nothing but white scanty swimsuit and lugging all her soaked clothes in one hand.

Kristen Stewart

You’d have to wonder where all her co-stars are at, allowing this poor girl alone to fend for herself in the cold. Nonetheless, we at least get to look out for her and entertain all our nasty perv fantasies about her without any distractions except that tight fit bikini. Who wouldn’t want to just rip that piece of clothing off and massage those tiny tits of hers? Or suck on those cute little pink nipples or finger that already wet cunt? I’d love to do it on the lake too, with her screaming her lungs out as I sink my dick in deeper and deeper with every thrust till she begs me to stop.

Kristen Stewart

And you know I wouldn’t pause. I mean, who would? It’s not everyday you get to fuck Kristen Stewart and her luscious bikini-clad body. Now wipe that saliva off your mouth, and that jizz off your pants.

Sophie Howard’s tits begging to be sucked

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

Sophie Howard

What I dig about these Catholic School chicks is that once they’re out of that uniform, they give the best bang ever. Take it from this English cunt Sophie Howard, who took a job as a stripper once she got out of the school.

Sophie Howard

“I’d go on the stage, dance around a bit, get my tits out, then get off,” was how she described her job as a stripper. And not long after she landed on the covers of Maxim, FHM, Nuts and Loaded. And I wouldn’t argue, with boobs like that she deserves all the centerfolds for a year, give or take a couple months. You know she’s a chick who loves her tits fucked like there’s no tomorrow. I’d love to rub those big tits with my hands and suck on those nice pink nips as well. And those huge bazongas of hers deserve the hardest biggest dick and I know mine will suffice.

Sophie Howard

But you can go ahead jerking off with all these naked pictures of Sophie Howard. And let’s all hope she finishes that degree in nursing she took and put on that tight fit nurse’s uniform so we can fulfill our fantasies of fucking a smoking nurse on the hospital bed sometime.

Alyson Michalka is a vampire french maid slut

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Alyson Michalka

Halloween has already come and gone but these images of Alyson Michalka dressed as a kinky vampire french maid has not left my mind since. This talented singer-song-writer-dancer-actress has already left my mouth hanging with her killer cheerdance moves in Hellcats, so she really didn’t have to do this much effort looking smoking for Halloween.

Alyson Michalka

But I’m pretty thankful she did. Now, I have a mindful of images banging her in her schoolgirl outfit, in her cheerleader uniform, and in a vampire french maid costume. I will tug on that garter till it comes off and slowly strip off that black and white lace she has on. And i’ll definitely lick those killer legs till she asks for me to suck her cunt off instead. But of course I would leave her begging for more before grabbing that sexy butt and banging her from the behind.

Alyson Michalka

See, I told you I have a mindful of pictures of her. And you would too, because Aly has given us access to pictures of that smoking naked body of hers. Go on, have your fill of this kinky triple threat. I wonder though, when people describe her as triple threat, do they mean she can act-sing-dance or suck-blow-fuck? Well, your guess is as good as mine.