Archive for the ‘Hotties’ Category
Monday, November 1st, 2010
We all have our fantasies of being dominated in the bedroom. Yes? Well who better to play that daydream with us than an authentic hot Russian spy? You read that right. What we have here is a gun-slinging, butt-kicking femme fatale going by the name Anna Chapman.
Dubbed as The Lady in Red, included in Maxim Russia’s 100 sexiest women, was first a UK citizen before heading to the US to become the CEO of a website selling real estate internationally. Now don’t get me wrong, I love any woman regardless of her occupation, but when I am presented with a SPY? Whoa. I’m in for the wild dive. Let me just sit myself on that red chair in her raunchy half-naked pictures and let her do the rest – massage my cock, blow it, move her sexy body slowly while rocking my penis back and forth, moan like there’s no tomorrow… the list goes on.
But instead of me having to type out all my fantasies for you to get a headstart on your masturbation, why don’t you just go on to these yummy lingerie pictures of Anna Chapman? You had better not miss out on that fully rounded ass and that juicy pair of jugs. Who ever thought of sending her back to Russia? Cocktease!
Tags: Anna Chapman, boobs, butt, celebrities, Maxim, naked, pictures, Russian, spy
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Friday, October 29th, 2010
Hardly anything is better than seeing my soon-to-be wife Arianny Celeste strutting in her tight ring girl outfit making fight nights on television sexier. I was all happy seeing her there, but then holy crap, Arianny Celeste had to strip naked, rub herself in oil, and bare a fantastic pair of tits and a shaved pussy dead on, straight in front of my widening eyes. Shit. That’s my fourth trip to the bathroom this day.
But sexy isn’t even the right word with Arianny Celeste in this undressed condition. Naughty is what’s more fitting, yeah. And naughty is also what I’m feeling right now. Let me just rub my cock against those oiled thighs of hers to lube up and ‘accidentally’ slide my stiffy straight into her tight, fresh cunt. That should make her drop those barbells and grab hold of my thrusting ass. We’ll slip and slide our way to orgasm all over the floor whilst I keep a firm grab of Arianny Celeste’s titties.
Er, I told you I was feeling naughty. You should start feeling something funny in the pants region too, if you’ve got your mindset right. But don’t start telling me your fantasies, dude! That’s not right… er, says the guy who just let himself type his mind out. Anyway, what you should do to curb your hunger for titties is to head directly to where Arianny Celeste’s shaved pussy pictures are. Now.
Tags: Arianny Celeste, celebrities, Hollywood, model, models, nude, ring girl, shaved pussy, tits, UFC
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Thursday, October 21st, 2010
The guys over at Glee joined New Directions for the right reasons. They joined because they loved to sing. Because they wanted to make themselves better persons. Because they were secretly gay. Or something. But if Lea Michele ever walked through the school corridors wearing tight, white panties while sucking on a lollipop like a dirty choir chick, guys will stand in line for audition for all the bad reasons possible.
Like chancing upon Lea Michele in the locker room, straddling a bench with her legs spread so widely apart you can just slide your ass over and stick your cock inside her. Or like spying on her bent over her locker, ass out, while she tongued a lollipop with apparent relish. Or like catching her just senselessly ripping her top off to reveal her fine Hebrew hooters nestled so finely in a sexy white bra. You know, one of those things.
Unfortunately, Glee will never be interesting enough to wait for an episode like that to manifest itself on our TV screens. Thank God we at least have Lea Michele volunteering to live out our kinky locker room fantasies, huh?
Tags: celebrities, Glee, Hollywood, Lea Michele, lingerie, locker room, pictures, sexy, teen
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Thursday, October 14th, 2010
Oh man, this is some sexy setup right here. If I’d been the dude with the camera catching Jenna Bentley locking lips with a hot chick on the swing set, I probably would’ve dropped the camera altogether and just jacked off behind a tree. Thank god I wasn’t though, or you wouldn’t have enjoyed these kinky lesbian pictures of Jenna Bentley.
But seriously, that’s gotta be one hell of a hot scene to watch if I’d been around. Check Jenna Bentley out going in for a torrid tonguing with that chick on her lap. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other’s knockers! Then again, this could just be Jenna famewhoring again (and it is), but who the fuck cares! Two hot chicks kissing! In public! That’s perfect masturbation material right there guys.
This is the reason why Hollywood stays alive; it’s because of all the hot chicks running around creating scandals! I’m betting the only thing keeping these two babes from going nude and scissoring on the sandbox is the weather. It would be awesome to see their perky, shivering titties though, while they humped and rubbed pussies on the swing. But seeing Jenna Bentley in some lesbian action with a chick is already enough for me to pull out the lube!
Tags: celebrities, Hollywood, Jenna Bentley, kissing, lesbian, Paparazzi, PDA, pictures
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Thursday, October 7th, 2010
If I’m ever stranded in the desert and I’m hallucinating from the heat, don’t bother with mirages of oases and mountains of ice; I want me some Erin Heatherton, baby! Crawl toward these photos of Erin Heatherton writhing naked in the desert sand, cuddle her, and say she’s saved. Then fucking pin her to the ground and penetrate her pussy with your penis like she totally wants it (and she totally wants it, otherwise she wouldn’t sit around with her naked ass waiting for a heatstroke to happen).
But seriously, these sexy photos of Erin Heatherton are just priceless. If there’s any way to describe how searing this teen model is, it’s by taking her to the most scorching place in the world and telling her she’s home. I just can’t get enough of staring at the sensual way she’s writhing in the sand, her small titties soiled and in need of a little fondling from being in the sun far too long.
What would be hotter is if you pictured yourself lying naked next to Erin Heatherton’s own nude body, fingering her cunt out of her hallucination, and making awesome love with her right there in the middle of nowhere. A pussy flowing with orgasm juice is better than any friggin’ oasis.
Tags: desert, Erin Heatheron, mirage, model, naked, photoshoot, pictures, teen, tits
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Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is new because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy mix of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity chick.
It’s a smart move for the Germans to ask Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one thing people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the nastiest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things better. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!
By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to be right in the head, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she clearly wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”
Tags: barmaid, beer, boobs, booze, celebrities, cleavage, costumes, German, Hayden Panettiere, Hollywood, Oktoberfest, pictures, roleplay, tits
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Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010
Will you look at that, a non-twitter picture of Coco. No difference though, she still found a way to keep the back entrance open for business. But you won’t hear me complaining, I love a woman who knows her ass is a more profitable asset than any other part of her body. And to us lovers of the ass, Coco gives a little something extra by showing off her huge tits too. Where was this fashion show and why wasn’t I invited???
I just love what Coco wore in these ass-exposing pictures of her. Such a smart way of making sure her giant ass still covers half of the frame, and the other with her tits. I bet you she received a standing ovation just for that little trick… and possibly for nothing else. Let’s be real here, we’re all just here to get a piece of Coco’s ass, aren’t we?
Some chicks would find it insulting when all guys see of you is a pair of butt cheeks in need of a good spanking, but Coco knows that’s the best compliment ever. Having a thousand guys fantasize about ramming their cocks in that ass of hers pushes Coco to post more pictures of her huge ass, so keep worshipping Coco’s bare booty to keep them, and yourself, coming.
Tags: ass, boobs, butt, celebrity, Coco Austin, fashion show, pictures, runway, tits
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Wednesday, September 15th, 2010
Remember Larissa Riquelme, that sexy bitch screaming her cunt off in the sidelines during the world cup? She’s back, and she’s go more than just a pair of boobies bouncing in her wake. Here she is, looking quite the opposite from being pumped and high strung during the match, and actually looking quite serene exposing her tits and loose pussy to a pack of soccer boys all struggling to keep themselves from tackling bare ass.
And who wouldn’t have trouble stopping themselves from sticking it inside Larissa Riquelme’s overused vagina? This South American babe has all the curves in the right places, and, apparently, a vagina that’s so out of place it’s hanging so loose from getting drilled often by the national team. Look closely and you’ll see how spent this chick’s pussy is from getting reamed all the time by adrenaline-fueled soccer players. Yep, Larissa Riquelme knows how to play like a true fangirl; she can sneak past security and be naked dead center in the locker room for the victors way before the match is over.
So if you’ve tooted your vuvuzuelas in solitude long enough, have a slice of pictures of Larissa Riquelme’s shaved pussy, and have a bit of fun with the slut.
Tags: celebrities, Larissa Riquelme, model, naked, nude, Paraguayan model, pictures, shaved pussy, teen, tits, World Cup
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Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
Laurence Fishburne must’ve suffered the worst whiplash ever when he was ripped back into reality with his daughter Montana Fishburne’s debut into porn. But if your daughter has a flippin' hot body with luscious tits that look perfect coated with cum, then you don’t blame bad parenting or the insidious influence of the likes of Kim Kardashian her entry into the porno industry; you blame the genes! And what a lovely display of genes we have here of Montana Fishburne showing off her dirty pictures.
Aside from having these tramp stamps all over her body, you can see right away Montana Fishburne has porn potential branded all over her raw pussy. Judging from the low hanging clit she has going on, either Montana chose to do multiple takes of the deep penetration scene in her sex vid or she’s just a right slut even way before she broke into the scene. Either way, she’s got celebrity slut written all over her fine titties.
If breaking her daddy’s heart isn’t good enough of a deal with the devil for a Hollywood career, I don’t know what is. At least we here at the sidelines get to enjoy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape while the drama rages on in the family.
Tags: celebrity, Laurence Fishburne, Montana Fishburne, Montana Fishburne sex tape, naked, pictures, porn, pussy, sex tape, teen, tits
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