Archive for the ‘Teens’ Category
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
Laurence Fishburne must’ve suffered the worst whiplash ever when he was ripped back into reality with his daughter Montana Fishburne’s debut into porn. But if your daughter has a flippin' hot body with luscious tits that look perfect coated with cum, then you don’t blame bad parenting or the insidious influence of the likes of Kim Kardashian her entry into the porno industry; you blame the genes! And what a lovely display of genes we have here of Montana Fishburne showing off her dirty pictures.
Aside from having these tramp stamps all over her body, you can see right away Montana Fishburne has porn potential branded all over her raw pussy. Judging from the low hanging clit she has going on, either Montana chose to do multiple takes of the deep penetration scene in her sex vid or she’s just a right slut even way before she broke into the scene. Either way, she’s got celebrity slut written all over her fine titties.
If breaking her daddy’s heart isn’t good enough of a deal with the devil for a Hollywood career, I don’t know what is. At least we here at the sidelines get to enjoy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape while the drama rages on in the family.
Tags: celebrity, Laurence Fishburne, Montana Fishburne, Montana Fishburne sex tape, naked, pictures, porn, pussy, sex tape, teen, tits
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Thursday, August 19th, 2010
In what looks like a final bid for more quieter times, Demi Lovato rubbs shoulders with the Mouse himself and his fuck buddy Minnie at the red carpet before turning on nastier things to rub, like cocks and other pussies, in celebration of the eighteenth birthday the whole fucking world’s been waiting for on their quivering toes.
There’s nothing better than to turn back and watch Demi Lovato’s road to maturity, which isn’t difficult, since she’s such a slutty young celebrity who pimps her pussy at the sound of a camera click that there’s already hundreds of her skanky photos waiting for you to jack off to.
And if you noticed, Demi dumped the black, emo-type hair for a more mature-ish brunette mop, which is another reason to anticipate that not-too-distant day when websites and servers start crashing with a Demi Lovato Sex Tape headline sending the interwebs in a flurry of cum stains. But before we all get ahead of ourselves, let’s enjoy the final vestiges of Demi Lovato’s innocence torn to shreds with these naked photos of her.
Tags: 18th birthday, Demi Lovato, Disney, Mickey Mouse, naked, pictures, red carpet, teen
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Monday, August 9th, 2010
Aside from having a fetish for frumpy-looking and explosively colorful outfits, Katy Perry often steps on the red carpet looking like a lifesize sex doll from stuffing her oily jugs too much in latex outfits and shit. With news of her upcoming album Teenage Dream already making the rounds, these pictures of Katy Perry looking like a love doll who just got a massive helping of spunk rubbed all over her body came out to fuel those ‘teenage’ dreams you’ve all been having of her… and let me nudge you in the ribs for being such pervy lovers of the fresh vag, yeah?
I’d rather not think of the hardcore chafe action going on around her pussy area from all the leather rubbing against her crotch, but instead think of how I can finally ditch the sex doll I robbed from the homeless guy downtown using it to prop open his cardboard manor and finally stick my cock inside Katy Perry’s warm, itching, and definitely unplastic vagina parts.
If, for some fucked up fetish you blow your cum harder from fucking lifeless bags of air than hearing a real slut moan from pleasure, you can rest assured be satisfied from boning Katy Perry’s nude body, with those lifeless eyes of her playing the part extremely well. Well, fucking a dead-looking Katy Perry borders dangerously from sex doll fantasies to creepy shit I shouldn’t be mentioning here, but whatever yanks your junk, huh? So for whatever purpose they may serve you, pictures of Katy Perry naked are on the table.
Tags: blow up doll, celebrity, cum, facial, Katy Perry, naked, pictures, sex doll, sex toys, Teenage Dream
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Monday, August 2nd, 2010
One look at Sophie Reade’s 30FF melons in these new batch of naked pictures and you’ll mutter, “God save the Queen indeed!” in agreement. We should be thankful for our English cousins across the pond for continuing the tradition of showcasing the best in male entertainment today in the form of—what else—but tits, tits, and more tits. This ship-sinking specimen here is Sophie Reade, a glamour model made popular by her stay in Big Brother’s house, where she’s been nicknamed Dogface to comply with some crazy ass contract in the reality show. And dogface is right, because a chick with big boobies hanging that low from her chest must like being on all fours like a horny puppy getting the juice pumped out of her vagina from behind. And no, the hastily pasted electric tape isn’t fooling anyone, Sophie. We all know you’re a whore and you’ll strip off the second somebody asks you.
So before you stalk off into your fantasies of penetrating this English slut’s cunt in the style of man’s best friend while groping her juicy melons like you just got told off by your boss and you needed a stress reliever, catch a good look at Sophie Reade’s mega-melons first and tell me anyone who’s gay will turn straight as a ten-foot pole when they get hit in the face by one of those milky monsters.
Tags: Big Brother, boobs, Dogface, English model, jugs, melons, naked, pictures, reality TV, Sophie Reade, tits
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Monday, January 11th, 2010
Vanessa Hudgens have made quite a stir last year when her second round of leaked nude pics hit the web, in which she was self-shooting naked through her camera phone, looking like a true slut showing off her tits and spreading her legs. But aside from that scandal, nothing significant was heard about her.
Well, her High School Musical career is officially over, unless Disney is cooking up another installment, which would totally be ridiculous because, well, just how many years must one spend in high school? Last time I heard, the last sequel was Senior Year. Anyway, that’s the last time that she’s had a bankable project. She may have made a few movies but no one even bothered to watch them.
My point is, Vanessa Hudgen’s just another girl who’s bound to gain fame only through shocking scandals. Because obviously, her chipmunk voice doesn’t take her singing career anywhere. And her lame acting just makes people want to throw up. So I hope she takes this advice: make a sextape. Then star in a reality show. Take Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian for example. You’re bound to take the same road as theirs honey, so do it before people start forgetting your name.
Tags: Disney, High School Musical, leaked nude pics, self-shooting naked, shocking scandals, tits, Vanessa Hudgens
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Tuesday, January 5th, 2010
Did Heroes star Hayden Panettiere get an boob job? That, or her tits magically swelled a cup size overnight. Or she must have worn really good push-up bra. I don’t know, but she definitely looked hot wearing that pink bikini (with bigger breasts) when she was in Miami a couple of days ago.
And… and… I know this wouldn’t be a surprise but, apart from her yummy tits, Hayden also brought with her a probable new boyfriend in her vacation in Miami. The giant, oh I mean, man, was Ukranian boxer Wladimir Klitschk. We all know Hayden likes older men, but come on! They look like David and Goliath together.
Okay. Okay. Let’s just leave Hayden be to her fetishes. Instead let’s just focus on her boobs, and on how she rocked that pink bikini. Anyway, click here for more of Hayden’s sexy pics!
Tags: boob job, Heroes, sexy pics, tits, Wladimir Klitschk
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Friday, December 4th, 2009
For all we know, Miley Cyrus can’t wait to be 18, step away from her Disney past and do porn. Okay, yeah, well maybe not that hardcore. But judging from the way she’s been acting, she’s actually showing signs of wanting to get into the industry, isn’t she?
Case in point: Miley Cyrus hitting Miami on Thursday displaying her almost naked body in front of all the paparazzis in a hot pink bikini. Even if it seems criminal for us to lust over her hot nubile body because she’s only 17, we can only do so much. Like pretend we’re not affected when in reality we’ve jerked off a few times already upon seeing just one pic of her talking on the phone 80 % naked. And God knows how much more cum will squirt out of our hard cocks once we blow up the pics where she’s fondling her tits. In public.
Well, we’ll just have to wait one more year boys. Pretty sure Miley can do so much better than just running around in a bikini, and self-shooting with just her undies on. Let’s cross our fingers, her naked pics will finally leak out by then, or better yet, a sextape. Or more sextapes. But while we wait, let’s settle for the teasing she does every now and then.
Tags: bikini, porn, self-shooting, sextape, tits
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