I know we’ve seen enough of Mila Kunis’ wild side in Black Swan, but I know it’s been a while since the movie for most of you, so here we are for a refresher on that hot piece of babe that is Mila Kunis. Although this time, if you wished she and Natalie Portman to change personalities so your dream girl assumed the role of the vulnerable, innocent chick, well, these are the photos for you.

While Mila Kunis shows just how much she loves flaunting her ass, legs, and skin, she maintains an air of innocence in this photoshoot. Still, we can’t forget how the hunger in her eyes as she went down on Natalie Portman and stuck her tongue inside her cunt. You have to agree that is probably the best lesbian sex scene in Hollywood, so much that we’re actually imagining the very scene just from looking at these sensual photos of Mila Kunis!

The way Mila looks lustfully at Natalie’s ecstatic face really etches itself in your mind that it easily becomes anyone’s fantasy for the the next three months. And that includes me! I just love seeing hot Mila Kunis putting her lips against a slut’s pussy and twisting her tongue around it. Makes me wish I could jump in between those two celebrity hotties and bang them simultaneously.

Ever since the British teen drama Skins’ popularity blew up to exaggerated proportions, we’ve been seeing more and more of lovely Kaya Scodelario and her half-Brit, half-Brazilian beauty. We’ve seen her in her undies, hitting up the bad shit and riding cock as the rowdy Effy, but what really goes on in real life for this English lady?

Good thing she isn’t too private about her personal life, which is why we have here Kaya Scodelario’s personal bikini pictures for our fapping pleasure. No doubt you’ve all been left wanting more after catching this sexy British slut at her underhanded antics on TV, and no doubt you’re even more hungry for a little bit of actual pussy action from Kaya. A little sunning out in her tight teen bikini’s got to get Kaya Scodelario all hot and bothered, so this little backyard fun is obviously packing a sequel indoors. A sequel involving even lesser clothing, and some hot lesbian action with her equally sexy pool buddy in the picture.

So if anybody’s craving a bit of naughty girl-on-girl action featuring Kaya Scodelario, there’s no better time to hit up these links for the complete gallery of celebrity photos! After all, we all started tuning in to Skins for the actual skin part, didn’t we?

Leanne Rimes is now our favorite celebrity! Looks like the hot singer and actress has something else to flaunt along with her 5-carat oval engagement ring from new fiancé Eddie Cibrian. Check out those new delicious hooters! Leanne displayed a much larger and yummier bust line during her recent post-engagement holiday with Cibrian in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico.

Leanne Rimes now looks more fuckable than ever! Her filled-out gazongas on her trimmer-than-ever frame, which she showed off in several tiny bikinis, has tabloids asserting she’s had breast implants. Us Weekly has an unidentified source claiming Leanne indeed went under the knife, using the very same plastic surgeon as Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville.

To see more of Leanne Rimes and her newly stacked breasts hit the beach for a sexy show off, just head on over to Paparazzi Stalkers!

Teen hottie Demi Lovato’s transition from clean-cut starlet to being another casuality of the Disney child star curse appears to be complete. Oh yeah, check out these pics showing teen slut Demi flashes her meaty cleavage while selfshooting! Demi blows her once squeaky-clean image to smithereens when the racy photos of the actress posing seductively emerged on Twitter.

In one photo, Demi — surrounded by three female friends — can be seen showing off her cleavage as a backup dancer takes a closer look of her assets. A seemingly shocked young man looks on in the background. The other photo shows another hanger-on hugging Demi from behind while Demi touches the girl’s cheek with her tongue while tugging at her top, once again revealing her cleavage. Hooray for cleavage shots!

These shot was apparently taken before Demi entered a suburban Illinois rehab facility to deal with “physical and emotional issues.” To see more of sexy Demi Lovato flashing her meaty cleavage, head on over to Celebrity Spankers!

After a stint in MTV and BBC1, and an appearance in Celebrity Big Brother UK, Lucy Pinder has moved on to being a weekly writer on Laid online.

Now aside from her giving our chat-up lines ratings and answering our questions about women, she also will be posting smoking pictures of herself. And I’ve been waiting my ass off for her new nude photos. Because believe me, after hiding those bountiful hooters for several years, she has definitely made every guy in the UK ask for more. And while waiting for those new pictures, let’s all savor instead these smoking hot nude pictures of her with those lace stockings still on.

We all know what lace stockings mean, right? That pair of sexy lingerie just begs for an all-night fuckfest. And if that’s Lucy Pinder writhing on the bed for me, I won’t say no.

Gisele Bundchen. Do I still have to give more for an introduction?

This sexy Brazilian MILF supermodel who did Victoria’s Secret runway shows was no stranger to baring her silky smooth body in public. Which is why, in a recent photoshoot in St. Barts, she had no problem changing clothes in the back of a van in front of other people and the (God bless them!) paps. Who wouldn’t have wanted to just gang up on those juicy pair of chesticles and rub up that smoking sexy ass? I’ve always had dreams of sticking my dick up that shaved pussy and have her scream and moan in that heavily accented bedroom voice of hers.

And while I massage away my hallucinations, here are some nude photos of Gisele Bundchen changing in public for your eyes to feast on. Have fun.

In this photoshoot for Complex’s Dec/Jan 2011 issue, Ke$ha had given us so much to ponder on in the all-confessing interview that went with it.

Aside from getting turned on with guys and their unshaven facial hair and abhorring men who act like women, this teen pop superstar has also got nothing against having a relationship with a woman. And boy, how smoking hot is that, imagine a leggy sexy blond in tight black latex onesie and black stockings fingering and fucking another pussy? We all have our dreams of being dominated by two gorgeous women in the bedroom, do we?

But if that’s just me, never mind. You go on ahead and let your penises out for a divine worship of this juicy scantily-clad body of Ke$ha.

Disney has finally got themselves another whore in town. You gotta thank them for finding the skankiest whores in this side of Hollywood. First there was Britney, of course, and then we had Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and now, Miley Cyrus.

Although you have to admit, even before turning 18, Miley was already on her way of fulfilling her pornstar dreams, thanks to the bitches who’s been choosing her concert wardrobes. They have clothed her in see through gowns, skin tight tops, lace onesies, catsuits, micro mini skirts and fishnet leggings! All these making a hard on in our crotch area. I just wish she’d magically appear in front of me and start spreading that tight juicy pussy wide.

I know I’ve had one too many jack offs comprising a scantily-clad Miley. But now I know there’d be more skanky naked photos of her. Just hold your breathe and see.

Everyone’s favorite damsel-in-distress is at it again. Kristen Stewart, known as Bella Swan in the vampire movie Twilight, is caught out on a lake shooting the last part of the movie franchise wearing nothing but white scanty swimsuit and lugging all her soaked clothes in one hand.

You’d have to wonder where all her co-stars are at, allowing this poor girl alone to fend for herself in the cold. Nonetheless, we at least get to look out for her and entertain all our nasty perv fantasies about her without any distractions except that tight fit bikini. Who wouldn’t want to just rip that piece of clothing off and massage those tiny tits of hers? Or suck on those cute little pink nipples or finger that already wet cunt? I’d love to do it on the lake too, with her screaming her lungs out as I sink my dick in deeper and deeper with every thrust till she begs me to stop.

And you know I wouldn’t pause. I mean, who would? It’s not everyday you get to fuck Kristen Stewart and her luscious bikini-clad body. Now wipe that saliva off your mouth, and that jizz off your pants.

What I dig about these Catholic School chicks is that once they’re out of that uniform, they give the best bang ever. Take it from this English cunt Sophie Howard, who took a job as a stripper once she got out of the school.

“I’d go on the stage, dance around a bit, get my tits out, then get off,” was how she described her job as a stripper. And not long after she landed on the covers of Maxim, FHM, Nuts and Loaded. And I wouldn’t argue, with boobs like that she deserves all the centerfolds for a year, give or take a couple months. You know she’s a chick who loves her tits fucked like there’s no tomorrow. I’d love to rub those big tits with my hands and suck on those nice pink nips as well. And those huge bazongas of hers deserve the hardest biggest dick and I know mine will suffice.

But you can go ahead jerking off with all these naked pictures of Sophie Howard. And let’s all hope she finishes that degree in nursing she took and put on that tight fit nurse’s uniform so we can fulfill our fantasies of fucking a smoking nurse on the hospital bed sometime.

Halloween has already come and gone but these images of Alyson Michalka dressed as a kinky vampire french maid has not left my mind since. This talented singer-song-writer-dancer-actress has already left my mouth hanging with her killer cheerdance moves in Hellcats, so she really didn’t have to do this much effort looking smoking for Halloween.

But I’m pretty thankful she did. Now, I have a mindful of images banging her in her schoolgirl outfit, in her cheerleader uniform, and in a vampire french maid costume. I will tug on that garter till it comes off and slowly strip off that black and white lace she has on. And i’ll definitely lick those killer legs till she asks for me to suck her cunt off instead. But of course I would leave her begging for more before grabbing that sexy butt and banging her from the behind.

See, I told you I have a mindful of pictures of her. And you would too, because Aly has given us access to pictures of that smoking naked body of hers. Go on, have your fill of this kinky triple threat. I wonder though, when people describe her as triple threat, do they mean she can act-sing-dance or suck-blow-fuck? Well, your guess is as good as mine.

Hardly anything is better than seeing my soon-to-be wife Arianny Celeste strutting in her tight ring girl outfit making fight nights on television sexier. I was all happy seeing her there, but then holy crap, Arianny Celeste had to strip naked, rub herself in oil, and bare a fantastic pair of tits and a shaved pussy dead on, straight in front of my widening eyes. Shit. That’s my fourth trip to the bathroom this day.

But sexy isn’t even the right word with Arianny Celeste in this undressed condition. Naughty is what’s more fitting, yeah. And naughty is also what I’m feeling right now. Let me just rub my cock against those oiled thighs of hers to lube up and ‘accidentally’ slide my stiffy straight into her tight, fresh cunt. That should make her drop those barbells and grab hold of my thrusting ass. We’ll slip and slide our way to orgasm all over the floor whilst I keep a firm grab of Arianny Celeste’s titties.

Er, I told you I was feeling naughty. You should start feeling something funny in the pants region too, if you’ve got your mindset right. But don’t start telling me your fantasies, dude! That’s not right… er, says the guy who just let himself type his mind out. Anyway, what you should do to curb your hunger for titties is to head directly to where Arianny Celeste’s shaved pussy pictures are. Now.

The guys over at Glee joined New Directions for the right reasons. They joined because they loved to sing. Because they wanted to make themselves better persons. Because they were secretly gay. Or something. But if Lea Michele ever walked through the school corridors wearing tight, white panties while sucking on a lollipop like a dirty choir chick, guys will stand in line for audition for all the bad reasons possible.

Like chancing upon Lea Michele in the locker room, straddling a bench with her legs spread so widely apart you can just slide your ass over and stick your cock inside her. Or like spying on her bent over her locker, ass out, while she tongued a lollipop with apparent relish. Or like catching her just senselessly ripping her top off to reveal her fine Hebrew hooters nestled so finely in a sexy white bra. You know, one of those things.

Unfortunately, Glee will never be interesting enough to wait for an episode like that to manifest itself on our TV screens. Thank God we at least have Lea Michele volunteering to live out our kinky locker room fantasies, huh?

Oh man, this is some sexy setup right here. If I’d been the dude with the camera catching Jenna Bentley locking lips with a hot chick on the swing set, I probably would’ve dropped the camera altogether and just jacked off behind a tree. Thank god I wasn’t though, or you wouldn’t have enjoyed these kinky lesbian pictures of Jenna Bentley.

But seriously, that’s gotta be one hell of a hot scene to watch if I’d been around. Check Jenna Bentley out going in for a torrid tonguing with that chick on her lap. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other’s knockers! Then again, this could just be Jenna famewhoring again (and it is), but who the fuck cares! Two hot chicks kissing! In public! That’s perfect masturbation material right there guys.

This is the reason why Hollywood stays alive; it’s because of all the hot chicks running around creating scandals! I’m betting the only thing keeping these two babes from going nude and scissoring on the sandbox is the weather. It would be awesome to see their perky, shivering titties though, while they humped and rubbed pussies on the swing. But seeing Jenna Bentley in some lesbian action with a chick is already enough for me to pull out the lube!

If I’m ever stranded in the desert and I’m hallucinating from the heat, don’t bother with mirages of oases and mountains of ice; I want me some Erin Heatherton, baby! Crawl toward these photos of Erin Heatherton writhing naked in the desert sand, cuddle her, and say she’s saved. Then fucking pin her to the ground and penetrate her pussy with your penis like she totally wants it (and she totally wants it, otherwise she wouldn’t sit around with her naked ass waiting for a heatstroke to happen).

But seriously, these sexy photos of Erin Heatherton are just priceless. If there’s any way to describe how searing this teen model is, it’s by taking her to the most scorching place in the world and telling her she’s home. I just can’t get enough of staring at the sensual way she’s writhing in the sand, her small titties soiled and in need of a little fondling from being in the sun far too long.

What would be hotter is if you pictured yourself lying naked next to Erin Heatherton’s own nude body, fingering her cunt out of her hallucination, and making awesome love with her right there in the middle of nowhere. A pussy flowing with orgasm juice is better than any friggin’ oasis.

It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is new because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy mix of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity chick.

It’s a smart move for the Germans to ask Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one thing people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the nastiest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things better. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!

By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to be right in the head, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she clearly wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”

Will you look at that, a non-twitter picture of Coco. No difference though, she still found a way to keep the back entrance open for business. But you won’t hear me complaining, I love a woman who knows her ass is a more profitable asset than any other part of her body. And to us lovers of the ass, Coco gives a little something extra by showing off her huge tits too. Where was this fashion show and why wasn’t I invited???

I just love what Coco wore in these ass-exposing pictures of her. Such a smart way of making sure her giant ass still covers half of the frame, and the other with her tits. I bet you she received a standing ovation just for that little trick… and possibly for nothing else. Let’s be real here, we’re all just here to get a piece of Coco’s ass, aren’t we?

Some chicks would find it insulting when all guys see of you is a pair of butt cheeks in need of a good spanking, but Coco knows that’s the best compliment ever. Having a thousand guys fantasize about ramming their cocks in that ass of hers pushes Coco to post more pictures of her huge ass, so keep worshipping Coco’s bare booty to keep them, and yourself, coming.

Remember Larissa Riquelme, that sexy bitch screaming her cunt off in the sidelines during the world cup? She’s back, and she’s go more than just a pair of boobies bouncing in her wake. Here she is, looking quite the opposite from being pumped and high strung during the match, and actually looking quite serene exposing her tits and loose pussy to a pack of soccer boys all struggling to keep themselves from tackling bare ass.

And who wouldn’t have trouble stopping themselves from sticking it inside Larissa Riquelme’s overused vagina? This South American babe has all the curves in the right places, and, apparently, a vagina that’s so out of place it’s hanging so loose from getting drilled often by the national team. Look closely and you’ll see how spent this chick’s pussy is from getting reamed all the time by adrenaline-fueled soccer players. Yep, Larissa Riquelme knows how to play like a true fangirl; she can sneak past security and be naked dead center in the locker room for the victors way before the match is over.

So if you’ve tooted your vuvuzuelas in solitude long enough, have a slice of pictures of Larissa Riquelme’s shaved pussy, and have a bit of fun with the slut.

So when we were all happy busting our nuts over the Megan Foxes and Miranda Kerrs of the world, Demi Moore decides to shine a light on us by tweeting pictures of her tight and fine lady abs. How could anyone miss  Demi Moore? She’s got the body of a perfectly shaped fuck doll, the sex drive of an insatiable cougar, and a pussy that’s hungry for cock twenty years younger her age. I guess somebody as sizzling and divine as Demi Moore sometimes has to stoop low via Twitter to make sure her ass stays relevant… in 140 characters or less.

So while Ashton Kutcher is cheating on this hot piece of pussy (and what a fucking jerkwad he is), let’s all take a moment to redirect our cocks, aim at Demi Moore’s naked pictures, and pop the cum on her tits, her shaved pussy, and her tight abs like froth from an uncorked champagne. Because something as awesome as seeing a hot chick nearly naked and practically begging for a fuck is worth celebrating for.

Laurence Fishburne must’ve suffered the worst whiplash ever when he was ripped back into reality with his daughter Montana Fishburne’s debut into porn. But if your daughter has a flippin' hot body with luscious tits that look perfect coated with cum, then you don’t blame bad parenting or the insidious influence of the likes of Kim Kardashian her entry into the porno industry; you blame the genes! And what a lovely display of genes we have here of Montana Fishburne showing off her dirty pictures.

Aside from having these tramp stamps all over her body, you can see right away Montana Fishburne has porn potential branded all over her raw pussy. Judging from the low hanging clit she has going on, either Montana chose to do multiple takes of the deep penetration scene in her sex vid or she’s just a right slut even way before she broke into the scene. Either way, she’s got celebrity slut written all over her fine titties.

If breaking her daddy’s heart isn’t good enough of a deal with the devil for a Hollywood career, I don’t know what is. At least we here at the sidelines get to enjoy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape while the drama rages on in the family.

So she says she fucked a DJ, and I believe she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the audience was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible grunts she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the show by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.

So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.

Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about motorboating those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and cum all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.

In what looks like a final bid for more quieter times, Demi Lovato rubbs shoulders with the Mouse himself and his fuck buddy Minnie at the red carpet before turning on nastier things to rub, like cocks and other pussies, in celebration of the eighteenth birthday the whole fucking world’s been waiting for on their quivering toes.

There’s nothing better than to turn back and watch Demi Lovato’s road to maturity, which isn’t difficult, since she’s such a slutty young celebrity who pimps her pussy at the sound of a camera click that there’s already hundreds of her skanky photos waiting for you to jack off to.

And if you noticed, Demi dumped the black, emo-type hair for a more mature-ish brunette mop, which is another reason to anticipate that not-too-distant day when websites and servers start crashing with a Demi Lovato Sex Tape headline sending the interwebs in a flurry of cum stains. But before we all get ahead of ourselves, let’s enjoy the final vestiges of Demi Lovato’s innocence torn to shreds with these naked photos of her.

Aside from having a fetish for frumpy-looking and explosively colorful outfits, Katy Perry often steps on the red carpet looking like a lifesize sex doll from stuffing her oily jugs too much in latex outfits and shit. With news of her upcoming album Teenage Dream already making the rounds, these pictures of Katy Perry looking like a love doll who just got a massive helping of spunk rubbed all over her body came out to fuel those ‘teenage’ dreams you’ve all been having of her… and let me nudge you in the ribs for being such pervy lovers of the fresh vag, yeah?

I’d rather not think of the hardcore chafe action going on around her pussy area from all the leather rubbing against her crotch, but instead think of how I can finally ditch the sex doll I robbed from the homeless guy downtown using it to prop open his cardboard manor and finally stick my cock inside Katy Perry’s warm, itching, and definitely unplastic vagina parts.

If, for some fucked up fetish you blow your cum harder from fucking lifeless bags of air than hearing a real slut moan from pleasure, you can rest assured be satisfied from boning Katy Perry’s nude body, with those lifeless eyes of her playing the part extremely well. Well, fucking a dead-looking Katy Perry borders dangerously from sex doll fantasies to creepy shit I shouldn’t be mentioning here, but whatever yanks your junk, huh? So for whatever purpose they may serve you, pictures of Katy Perry naked are on the table.

One look at Sophie Reade’s 30FF melons in these new batch of naked pictures and you’ll mutter, “God save the Queen indeed!” in agreement. We should be thankful for our English cousins across the pond for continuing the tradition of showcasing the best in male entertainment today in the form of—what else—but tits, tits, and more tits. This ship-sinking specimen here is Sophie Reade, a glamour model made popular by her stay in Big Brother’s house, where she’s been nicknamed Dogface to comply with some crazy ass contract in the reality show. And dogface is right, because a chick with big boobies hanging that low from her chest must like being on all fours like a horny puppy getting the juice pumped out of her vagina from behind. And no, the hastily pasted electric tape isn’t fooling anyone, Sophie. We all know you’re a whore and you’ll strip off the second somebody asks you.

So before you stalk off into your fantasies of penetrating this English slut’s cunt in the style of man’s best friend while groping her juicy melons like you just got told off by your boss and you needed a stress reliever, catch a good look at Sophie Reade’s mega-melons first and tell me anyone who’s gay will turn straight as a ten-foot pole when they get hit in the face by one of those milky monsters.

Don’t look now, but there’s an insanely hot topless chick looking and pointing at you. Her name’s Gaelle Garcia and apart from being hot she’s also naked in these pics for Che magazine. I’ve said it before and I’m gonna say it again, latina chicks will be the end of men. They are the hottest chicks on the planet and if one of them strips naked exposing their juicy rack and succulent pussy, it’s enough to make you want to do some serious cock-stroking.

Here are  a few shots of Gaelle Garcia naked ass strolling at the beach under the sun—hopefully under my now steaming body soon. It would be my ultimate dream to be trapped in a deserted island with this latina goddess. Picture the sight of Gaelle Garcia’s deliciously stacked body galloping ontop of your rigid cock finding her spot til she explodes a pool of her creamy pussy juice. That’s one fantasy I never want to wake up from.

If you haven’t atleast had a boner just by reading the title, then maybe you should start wondering about your sexuality because no straight guy will look at Jennif er Lopez’s ass and not feel any kind of heat in the body. It’s Jennifer fucking Lopez ass we’re talking about here and it’s been a household name for as long as I can remember.

Well, now that Jennifer Lopez is a certified Hollywood MILF, you bitches might be wondering if her ass is still phat and juicy like before huh? Well in these pics, you will see Jennifer Lopez in a short dress that exposes her sweet milfy ass cheeks. I don’t know about you fuckers but I’d still motorboat that ass…and that’s just a part of what I want to do to this hot latina milf.

Sofia Vergara is the ultimate sex fantasy and I know you find these smokin’ hot shots of the Latina goddess absolutely boner-inducing. One look at Sofia Vergara’s tits and it send my dick in a coma. There’s a milf with such succulent rack and timeless beauty you can’t get enough of.

It’s undeniable that Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest in the industry and because of her oozing hotness that cannot be contained, she earned herself a reputation as one of the most wanted MILF not only in the whole Latino community but in Hollywood as well. On that note, let’s enjoy these steamy and titillating Sofia Vergara lingerie pics.

Marisa Miller is just the right combination of sensually sexy and sensationally girly in these insanely hot lingerie photoshoot  for FHM. She puts the seductive next-door housewife to a steamier, more  boner-inducing level. Marisa Miller’s tits in eye-teasing lingerie! Damn…at this point, what could even be sexier?

Any straight guy would have a hard time hiding an intense boner by catching a glimpse of Marisa Miller naked smokin’ body on magazine spreads. There’s something about her sex appeal that is nowhere near being skanky and I think that makes her even more desirable in my eyes.

Who doesn’t like a naked blonde chick with a fine ass and a cool sense of humor? I know we all want that at some point of our horny lives and today is actually your lucky day because I present you…Anna Faris’ butt naked while taking off her panties and walking to hopefully in the direction of where my bedroom is.

Now I know it woould’ve been even hotter if we see a nice view of Anna Faris full frontal but since this is the closest we can get to see seeing Anna Faris naked in her most recent state, this would do for now. Here’s Anna Faris in all her naked glory on the set of her new movie.

Nobody really wants to watch Lindsay Lohan’s fucked up antics with booze and coke but everybody wants to see Lindsay Lohan naked or half-naked in sexy shit like these in the pics. Life for this messed-up diva has been in the drain for quite some time now and as much as her parents fucked-up marriage played a big role, it’s safe to say she hung out with the bad people doing the bad shit.

But no matter how shitty things are for Lindsay, one thing will always be certain…she will always be one  hot motherfucker. These Lindsay Lohan lingerie pics to me kinda serves as a preview of what to see in the future if she doesn’t stop her dangerous lifestyle. A self-mutilating suicidal whore…but an insanely sexy one at that.

Rihanna is one of the most controversial singers of today and before the world-known beating incident with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, she is famously known for her wild, edgy fashion sense and rebellious out of this planet hairstyles but more importantly, we all know Rihanna’s ass is an international phenomenon by itself.

The Barbados-born ebony chick oozes with a kind of  sex appeal that strikes you as strong but with a hint of sensual danger. Seen here, sporting her new fierce red hairdo, is Rihanna hitting the pool in a sexy beige bikini that shows off her sweet juicy ass and luscious cleavage. The hair might be catching all the attention, but Rihanna’s bikini body is what my eyes are fixed on right now.

When men are on the topic of the hottest British chicks that has ever walked the surface of the earth, very rarely can you find a conversation where the name Kelly Brook is not mentioned. Because seriously, why shouldn’t any straight guy consider Kelly Brook’s naked body to be one of the finest body in the whole of Britain?

Kelly Brook has the sickest curves I’ve seen in a woman. It’s almost like that hourglass of a figure was made to grace nude magazines or star in naked movies which she both has done in the past. She understood her true calling when she accepted a recent Playboy offer to bare it all in their upcoming issue. Did you just get a boner from excitement? That’s right, we will be seeing all her naked bits and the the jackpot of all is seeing Kelly Brook’s pussy and finding out if she does it close-shaved or native.

Every guy who loves all things hot would definitely know who Megan Fox is. She has graced a shitload of magazines and has been at the top list of search engine results for weeks and weeks in a row just because she’s one hot motherfucker. When I look at Megan Fox’s tits and smokin’ hot body the first thing that pops in my head is sex. Wild sweaty unadulterated hardcore sex. So I could understand what the Megan craze is all about.

But the weird thing is, she doesn’t really have a huge rack or a real bouncy phat ass, but she’s still most guy’s number one fantasy. It might be the way Megan Fox licks her lips when she does interviews or sign autographs or maybe the way she wears really loose clothes and still has the sex appeal of ten pornstars combined. Here’s to hoping we see more of Megan Fox naked body in the porn scene soon!

Oooh la la…do you need help with that teeny bikini, sweetie?

Katie Green’s tits are so hot even her bikini can’t contain itself from exposing those juicy jugs. This the reason why I love hangin’ at the beach! It’s because of  chicks like this brunette bombshell with smokin’ hot bodies that makes the place a fuckin’ tits and ass buffet.

You can tell by the way she laughed it off that she’s a cool chick who loves getting playful in the bedroom. She looks like the type of chick who, after you position your rock hard dick infront of Katie Green’s ass would giggle but you know it would turn into some loud moaning once you pound her ass raw.

If you’re thinking that age and time and lack of career has mellowed Mel B aka Crazy Spice, then these photos will prove you wrong. Mel B is still the wild and playful ebony chick we’ve all loved. She might have toned down the crazy a bit but Mel B’s body is still crazy hot as hell.

The toned body, the silky golden brown skin, the tight ripped abs, sexy hips and succulent-looking tits…she is the epitome of an ebony sex icon. With the way she moves, I bet Mel B’s an even wilder bitch in the sack. Here are some photos of Mel B’s tits in naughty black lingerie onstage.

With a fuckable hot body like this, any chick shouldn’t worry if she lacks in the looks department because any guy with a cock would sure as fuck beat his dick raw over naked pics of that hoe. Liz Parada’s bikini body is exactly what I want to see waiting for me at the beach. Her hot ebony skin would sure glisten in the sun and it would make me want to rip her bikinis off, spread her legs and her dark pussy lips and bury my face in there.

Ofcourse like a horny ebony chick, she would scream wildly in orgasm then I would ram my stiff dick in Liz Paranda’s pussy that is already soaking with her juice and fuck her guts out. Damn…I got carried away with these sex fantasies I have of her. But really, can you blame a horny bastard who has a fetish for ridiculously hot black chicks like this one?

Now whose tits do I have to suck to go back to highschool? If it means looking at Alice Goodwin’s breasts every day of the week then I have no freakin’ problem repeating that shit all over again. Some chicks really know what men want to see and apparently Alice Goodwin knows what to do to make my dick hard and ready to pound the living shit out of her big bouncy tits.

Shit if Alice Goodwin was my teacher back in highschool, I would probably be sent to detention every fuckin’ school day because of jacking off my dick in class. A woman like her with a body made for fuckin’ isn’t allowed anywhere near anyone with a dick if she doesn’t want sexual things to happen in the premises. I mean sure I would still be respectful. I’d give my smoking hot teacher an apple everyday…and if I’m good enough maybe she would let me fuck her wet pussy from behind after school hours.

Sophia Cahill is  a print and catalog model and it only makes sense that she looks insanely hot in sexy lingerie that accentuates her amazing body but this wild nymph looks even hotter without any! And our wish is granted. Here is Sophia Cahill’s naked body in someone’s bedroom that I wish was mine.

The way Sophia stares at the camera is just so sexy, it brings shivers up and down my spine. There’s nothing like a former Miss Wales stark naked on your bed and touching her juicy pussy with her nipples erect that will give you a major boner.

Anyone who loves big jugs shouldn’t have a hard time getting an intense boner at the sight of Chrisitna Hendricks’ huge rack on the red carpet  when she wears cleavage-busting dresses. Clearly, there’s a woman who gets turned on knowing she sends cocks wild than a cock fighting derby.

Christina Hendricks tits is so big you can just imagine your dick being minced to dust when you give her some rough tittyfucking. I wonder if her ass is as juicy as her tits and if she loves getting her ass rammed til it’s already raw. All I know is I’d take whatever I can from this fuckable beast of a woman.

Oh my gawd. I never craved for a hot bath so bad as when  I saw these pictures of Audrina Patridge naked in the bathtub with a cowboy hat on. What more could you possibly want more? Seen here is The Hills’ hottest reality star showing her juicy rack while doing all kinds of slutty poses that expose her sweet ass in nice angles.

Actually there is something I could want more. How about some shots of Audrina Patridge deepthroating a big fat cock while she fucks her pussy with a dildo? Or better yet, Audrina on all fours taking two hard dicks, one in her wet creamy cunt and the other in her tight little ass, where the horny fuckers finishes by spraying their hot cum all over her face. Now that’s more I like it.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Megan Fox is the hottest woman in Hollywood. Her facial features alone can hypnotize any man to unzip their pants and jack off over naked pictures of her. There’s something about the way she looks that is so erotic and the way she licks her sultry cherry lips just drives my cock crazy.

She was hottest in Transformers where she showed off her sexy orangey tan and luscious tight body. But I have to say Jennifer’s Body gave her body more exposure. I still can’t get over Megan Fox naked pics in the lake and whoever took those private shots is a fuckin’ genius!

Being the bubbliest and perhaps the hottest ex-girlfriend of Hugh Heffner, it isn’t suprising that Kendra Wilkinson has the largest fanbase compared to her other Girls Next Door co-stars Holly and Bridget. You ask why? Well let’s just fix our eyes on these Kendra Wilkinson naked Playboy pics shall we?

She has a perfectly toned abs, the sexiest tan-complexion, full and rounded tits and a pretty tight-looking pussy. Surely, when you look at Kendra Wilkinson’s pussy all you can think of is heaven.

If Bai Ling has a co-Asian contender in the number of (intentional) nip slips or upskirts she has made her entire career, then no doubt, it would have to be Tila Tequila. Tila hasn’t been entirely wholesome throughout the span of her career; in fact it was her playful and teasing personality that has got her the fame she has now. And after a number of years in Hollywood as a model, reality actress, and famewhore, Tila’s name has been known internationally.

Tila has also been involved in many controversies insluding a supposed domestic abuse by her former boyfriend Shawne Merriman, which hasn’t been proven to be true. She also had been engaged with the late heiress Casey Johnson. Soon after, Tila had claimed she was pregnant, then said she had a miscarriage. As of late, no one really ever knew which are lies or which are truths from her  stories.

Of course, there are hundreds of Tila Tequila nudes, which honestly are the best thing she has ever done in her career. Check out Celebrity Spanker to get more of those.

Anna Paquin recently revealed that she is bisexual for a campaign, which sucks because she told us just now, yet we all know she is engaged to marry her boyfriend Stephen Moyer. So it means we might never get to see her in some girl-to-girl action. Good thing, this actress has other means of getting our attention, which is by going out in public braless all the time.

Anna’s not exactly the bombshell type, but she makes up for it by always letting us get a peek of her perky nipples. This particular instance, as you can see in these photos I posted, were taken while she was in Santa Monica, enjoying the beach and trying on the swing.

But Anna does more than just nipple-teasing. You can also watch her nude in her TV series, “True Blood.” But if you can’t wait to see her in her birthday suit, then drop by here at Celebrity Spanker to get more Anna Paquin nudes.

Yes, she was the girl who got the governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, resign from his post because of a prostitution scandal. Ashley Dupre, a former call girl, graces the pages of Playboy May 2010 issue for a hot nude photoshoot and interview about the scandal she had been in.

Now working as a sex columnist, Ashley bared everything and let her tits, pussy, and ass be exposed for all the world to see through the pages of the men’s magazine. Yes, this is the body that brought down the governor of New York. Although she admitted being a call girl, and even said “I love sex and I’m very good at it…“, this brunette also said in the Playboy interview that she is now celibate. She said she is “saving (sex)” for her “future boyfriend.”

Well, sexless or not, Ashley still looked sizzling hot in all these nudes. You can check out the uncensored pics right here on Celebrity Spanker.

Lucy Liu isn’t particularly shy when showing off her nude body in films, but it took a while before she agreed to pose topless for a photoshoot. I don’t know what’s up with that, but at least now we have something to add to our collection of Lucy Liu’s topless moments. This Asian star has conquered Hollywood like a storm, and with that hot body, I think she’ll stay long at the top.

But what really makes Lucy Liu hot? Except for her exotic Chinese features, of course, I think it is her domineering personality in the characters she play on films. Take for example, Charlie’s Angels, and Kill Bill. Lucy as an assasin or as a spy just makes her even hotter.

If you couldn’t get enough of Lucy Liu nudes too, then we have a lot in store for you right here on Celebspanker. Be sure to check it out!

A lot of men would be greatly disappointed that big-tittied Big Brother 5 contestant Saskia Howard-Clarke has decided to let go of her size I juggs. Yes, no more huge, heavy racks for this 28-year old lady, as she will be getting a breast reduction surgery soon, turning her 34FF tits to 32DD.

Saskia complained about having problems with her huge tits, including her difficulty in finding clothes. She said she could not buy matching underwear sets, and that she suffers from neckaches and backaches because her juggs are so heavy. She also complained about not being taken seriously, and that people view her as a porn star upon the sight of her big boobs.

Now, before we say goodbye to Saskia’s 34FFs, let’s all take a good look at them first by checking out Saskia Howard-Clarke topless pics right here on Celebspanker.

It’s the first time in a long time that I’ve seen Tara Reid looking hot. That’s not being mean or anything, I was just saying the truth. But to be fair to the actress who is struggling for employment as of now, she indeed looked hot in this topless photoshoot. With her dark eyes, just-got-out-of-bed hair, hot lingeries, and of course, her big tits.

Well, of course, we know 100% that these are the products of a skillful photoshop session. Come on, Tara’s boobs in real life don’t look like this. We know for a fact that her boob job years back made her boobs look droopy and her nipples like pepperoni.

But okay, nonetheless, right here is where you can find the rest of Tara Reid’s topless pics.

Everybody seems to have bigger boobs these days, and hottie actress Mila Kunis is no exception. Well, these deep cleavage pics got everyone asking if Mila had a boob job or something because her tits are significantly big. Or did she acquire magical wonder bras like the ones Paris Hilton have to achieve her seemingly full breasts?

Well, if there’s anyone happy about this “improvement” in Mila Kunis’ body, then that person is no other than Macaulay Culkin, her boyfriend since 2002. And that Macaulay is indeed lucky to have a girl like Mila as his girlfriend, not only because she is hot, but also because she has good-looking tits, at least, at this instance.

Anyway, drop by here at CelebritySpanker to get more Mila Kunis paparazzi pics and nudes.

Did party girl and attention whore Paris Hilton get a boob job or something? Because her tits looked a lot bigger than before in these set of pics taken by the paparazzi who were following her and her boyfriend while strolling around in LA. If she didn’t get one, then it must be her magical wonder bra in the works again!

Well, of course, I like her better with bigger boobs. So why can’t her tits make up their mind already as to being big or flat? Come on, tits! You know Paris doesn’t have a lot of brain power to solve this shit, so you better make the decision yourselves.

If you want to see the evolution of Paris Hilton’s magical tits, then visit this place here!

Former Big Brother contestant Charley Uchea is no stranger to tabloids all around England. She sure knows how to staple her name in the headlines, and that’s by flashing her tits (complete with nipples) every chance she gets. Well, what do we expect, she used to be lap dancer who was booted out of the club she used to work for because she was too raunchy.

Upon entering the Big Brother house in 2007, Charley was received negatively by the live audience. Her reputation of being a bitch inside the house got her evicted. But this didn’t stop Charlie from making her way into the television world as she guested on various game shows after being evicted, including The Weakest Link.

Charley also reportedly used to be a hooker, that is, according to The Daily Star. Well, who would attest that she’s not when she lets her tits hang out every time? Like this time when she went topless on a public beach. Maybe her nipples get easily irritated when rubbed against any type of clothing. Right. Anyway, to get more of Charley Uchea’s tits, check this out. Enjoy!

Nicola Tappenden, or better known as Nicola T, is one of the hottest Page 3 girls and glamour models, despite the fact that she has smaller tits than most Page 3 girls. We’re used to seeing big-tittied topless models such as Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell, who have size E breasts or bigger. Nicola only has a 32D, but this didn’t stop her from becoming a popular model and English celebrity.

Nicola also appeared in the reality series, WAGS’ Boutique, which featured Wives and Girlfriends of English football players (WAGs). Nicola gained her WAG status because of her realationship with Bobby Zamora, which ended eventually while filming the reality show. But Nicola regained her WAG title by having a relationship with now-fiance, Simon Walton.

There are more hot pics and topless photos of Nicola T right here, so don’t hesitate to drop by and fill your stack!

Sports Illustrated covergirl and hot Israeli model Bar Refaeli recently admitted that her brief split with boyfriend award-winning actor Leonardo DiCaprio has somehow made their relationship stronger. They broke up last year for six months, before getting back together again.

She also revealed that throughout the time that they were broken up, she had gone through a “tough time” and was pretty devastated. Ironically enough, this challenging time in her life made her stronger and she “came to understand a lot of things about herself.” Part of the things she realized after the break-up was that today, she isn’t afraid of being alone anymore.

Though the couple’s relationship has gone better these days, the two denied the engagement rumors that had been circulating ever since they got back together. Well, that’s good news for us who are obsessed with the hot Israeli model, and for everyone who can’t get enough of her sexy pics and nudes.

Well, that’s the title of Complex Magazine’s April 2010 issue featuring the hottest geek in Hollywood, Olivia Munn. In the magazine issue, Olivia Munn was surrounded by illustration of wild animals, brought to life by Marvel Comics illustrators Mike Choi and Sonia Oback. Olivia detailed that the magazine “put me on a unicorn, and put a beaver between my legs.” There were also pics of her with snakes a la Eve on the Garden of Eden.

Olivia kicked off her career as a Hollywood celebrity and a full time geek on the show, Attack of the Show on G4, which reviews new technological items, parodies, pop culture, general daily news, and gives exclusive previews of upcoming and highly anticipated video games, movies and digital media. You wouldn’t think a girl this hot would have an affinity towards all those geeky stuff, but she admitted she is a real geek in person. Yeah, she’s all that, plus, as implied by Complex, she is indeed naughty by nature. Chris Pine is one lucky guy.

Well, check out more hot photos of Olivia Munn here!

Of course, you’ve already heard of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee or you must be living under a rock. But to refresh your memory, this tattoo and fetish model claims that she had had an 11-month affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James, while the actress was away in Atlanta filming her award-winning movie, The Blind Side. And since her shocking revelation, her name had been in the headlines and her tattooed body had been stapled in every newstand there is.

Well, sure it is shocking and devastating to hear the news of infidelity, especially to Sandra and all her family and friends. But the issue wasn’t what the guys talk about, but Michelle’s hot tattooed bod. Yeah, sure her face is a topic for debate, but her body is clearly to die for. Her DD breasts just make up for all the thing she lacks (Clear conscience? Hah, kidding).

More of this Bombshell here!

Chloe Sevigny is a hot MILF, former model, fashion designer, and film actress. She has been in the film industry for a strong number of years already, mostly on independent films, thus gaining her the label, “indie girl.” But Chloe gained much recognition and international fame when she crossed the line between “art” and pornography by agreeing appear in an unsimulated blowjob scene for an indie movie, The Brown Bunny.

Although Chloe has gone nude in a lot of other movies before, the audience and film critics attacked Chloe for her fellatio scene on The Brown Bunny, causing her to be dropped by her talent agent. Chloe defended herself by saying the movie is an art film, but critics looked at it as porn.

Art for art’s sake. That’s what celebrities use to escape public ridicule all the time, isn’t it?

Anyway, check out Chloe’s blowjob scene in the movie by dropping by here.

Janet Jackson is known for being daring and provocative, especially in her music videos and live performances. You probably remember the time when she suffered a “wardrobe malfunction” in one of the events she performed for. Yeah, the one when Justin Timberlake accidentally let her tit slip out her top. Accidentally, my ass. Pretty sure they did that to get lots of press, which they did by the way, and it wasn’t accidental at all.

Anyway, Janet has been the topic of another controversy when paparazzi photos of her sunbathing nude was released on the internet. Pretty soon, a video came out as well. Unfotunately, Janet was a bit plump at that time. But of course, you wouldn’t miss out seeing the pop star naked, would you? So go ahead and drop by here to check out the nude pics and vid!

Croatian pop star Severina Vuckovic is a big name in her country and in Europe, so needless to say, if she screws up, she screws up big time. Add to that, she used to be an icon of righteous and religious modesty, preaching abstinence to European teens. So just imagine the controversy she has gone through upon the release of her shocking sextape in 2004.

The Croatian pop star’s sextape has got it all–blow job, hand job, hardcore fuck. Severina fucks like a porn star and rides her man like a maniac. And all this was caught on tape. It is truly a must see!

So you better drop by here to watch the entire Severina Vuckovic sextape!

Yes, this might be a subject for debate because not everyone thinks of Madonna the way I do. But let me tell you why this pop singer is the ultimate MILF and cougar.

First of all, she had been a powerful sex symbol in her time, and remains to be one at this day. Yes, if you could recall, during the 90’s, Madonna shocked everyone  by being bold and proud of her sexuality, appearing nude in photoshoots, and even publishing a book, Erotica. All in the name of sex. Plus, even throughout the years, her body continued to be rocking. Well, except for her veiny arms, yes, but take a look at her tits and her ass and you’d agree with me how hot her bod is.

And of course, who is Madonna’s current boytoy and how old he is? Yes, Madonna is the ultimate cougar because she was able to snag a 23-year old model and keep her as a boytoy as long as she wants. Why, her boytoy Jesus Luz may have chosen other older celebrities who are younger than Madonna, but he prefered Madonna’s hotness over the other MILFs and younger ladies.

I have more reasons to add, but why don’t you just drop by here and find out the reasons for yourselves!

If you’re looking forward to seeing another Pirates movie because of the lovely British actress Keira Knightley, then prepared to be disappointed. Because Keira is no longer going to be a part of the movie’s fourth installment. Yup, that’s right, Keira Knightley and her love interest in the film, Orlando Bloom will not be cast of the new Pirates of the Carribean movie.

Meanwhile, the British leading lady had to file a restraining order to a male fan again because of suspected stalking. The man named Mariek Daniluk, is said to have grabbed Keira’s arm as she left a theater. Because of this incident, he was arrested due to harassment. Well, that’s the downside of being Keira Knightley.

Anyway, if you want more of this Brit, drop by here!

Last year, we, especially the Gossip Girl fans, were astounded by a supposed Leighton Meester sextape that made its rounds in the internet. First, it was all still photos or screencaps of the alleged sextape, showing Leighton’s face and tits, and ass, supposedly, but not a photo of her entire body. Then the entire sextape was released and though the vid isn’t clear enough to verify it was indeed Leighton, those who have seen it were convinced that it was really her on the sex scandal.

The young actress kept mum about it for some time, until the release of her songs for her upcoming album. By the time her first single came out, she made a statement that it wasn’t her on the vid. Coincidental? Yeah right. Well, even if it was her or not in the fucktape, it still made an impact on her single. What a way to publicize things. These Hollywood celebs have really got it all planned out for their stardom. Well, if you haven’t seen the vid, just go and drop by here to see if the Leighton Meester sextape was a hoax or not.

There have been rumors circulating since last year that former 7th Heaven star Jessica Biel and her long time boyfriend, popstar Justin Timberlake, have already broken up . But both parties have yet to confirm or deny anything. The only thing that gives us hope that the gorgeous Jessica is already single is the fact that the two haven’t been seen nor photographed together for a long time.

Now, though as much as we want Jessica to be single and available, I highly doubt it that Justin would ever let her go, unless he isn’t in a stable state of mind. I cannot put to words how hot Jessica Biel is, clothed, much more naked. The curves of her smokin’ bod are just perfect. With arms and legs that are toned from all the work-out and marathon, you wouldn’t go wrong with this chick. And don’t let me get started mentioning how hot her ass is. And have you checked out her topless performance in Powder Blue as a stripper? Man, though I’ve already seen her tits because she had let them out when she was 17 years old, fresh from all the 7th Heaven tapings, I still get the tingles when I rewind her strip dance scene and watch it over and over. This hot babe just knows how to move, and you can totally see how flexible this chick is on bed. Lucky bastard that Justin Timberlake is. Anyway, just go ahead and drop by here if you want more of Jessica Biel. We’ve got tons of her hot pics and nude vids!

The Angelina Jolie – Brad Pitt break-up rumors are at it again. UK tabloid News of the World reported that Angelina and Brad have already signed and filed papers for legal separation and custody of their children. However, People Magazine debunks this rumor, saying that a source close to Angie and Brad said that everything is fine between the power couple. Both of the couple have yet to deny or confirm the break-up rumors.

Well, the reliability of these tabloids is quite questionable anyway. Who knows where they get their news? But it’s also hard to believe anything since it’s Hollywood, no one really ever stays together. Even if Angelina Jolie’s probably the hottest MILF in there, Brad could always get another chick to shag. But if I were Mr. Pitt, I’d stay with Angie as long as I can. Come on, the hotness that exudes from her, even after so much children, is ineffable. Just her kissable lips and her hot bod alone is hard to ignore, what more if you could bang her anytime you want?

Anyway, if you want some Angelina Jolie exclusive nudes, come and drop by here.

Megan Fox has recently bought a Mediterranean-style, 5,200 sq. ft. house in LA., which is reportedly large enough for four bedrooms and five bathrooms, as well as a swimming pool. Obviously, the house is too big for a single girl like herself, so could the rumors be true that the Transformers star is engaged again to her (douchebag of an) ex, Brian Austin Green?

Green has also announced to his Twitter that he is currently engaged, and I don’t think he could snag a better and hotter chick than Ms. Fox, so I assume they are back on the game of marriage again. I just wonder what in the world did Megan see in him that she keeps on coming back?

Well, I’m crossing my fingers this rumor has no truth to it at all, because, come on, Megan, you can do so much better. Don’t you realize that all the hotness you have in you will go to trash once you marry this guy?

Vanessa Hudgens have made quite a stir last year when her second round of leaked nude pics hit the web, in which she was self-shooting naked through her camera phone, looking like a true slut showing off her tits and spreading her legs. But aside from that scandal, nothing significant was heard about her.

Well, her High School Musical career is officially over, unless Disney is cooking up another installment, which would totally be ridiculous because, well, just how many years must one spend in high school? Last time I heard, the last sequel was Senior Year. Anyway, that’s the last time that she’s had a bankable project. She may have made a few movies but no one even bothered to watch them.

My point is, Vanessa Hudgen’s just another girl who’s bound to gain fame only through shocking scandals. Because obviously, her chipmunk voice doesn’t take her singing career anywhere. And her lame acting just makes people want to throw up. So I hope she takes this advice: make a sextape. Then star in a reality show. Take Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian for example. You’re bound to take the same road as theirs honey, so do it before people start forgetting your name.

I know it isn’t right, but I think I’m in love with Miranda Kerr. And with that, I mean I want to enclose her in my arms, kiss her dimpled cheek, and then pound her so hard with my stiff cock.

Well, you can’t really blame me. This girl exudes sex appeal wherever she goes. Here she was on a yacth with her boyfriend Orlando Bloom while they were spending New Year together. Well, how lucky is that fucking bastard for being able to spank Miranda’s sweet ass when they fuck. I just wish he drown on that sea where they were, so I can kidnap Miranda and do all those hardcore stuff on her.

Miranda, call me! I even did a photo montage of all your hot bikini pics, even the topless ones! Take a look, I have them here!

Did Heroes star Hayden Panettiere get an boob job? That, or her tits magically swelled a cup size overnight. Or she must have worn really good push-up bra. I don’t know, but she definitely looked hot wearing that pink bikini (with bigger breasts) when she was in Miami a couple of days ago.

And… and… I know this wouldn’t be a surprise but, apart from her yummy tits, Hayden also brought with her a probable new boyfriend in her vacation in Miami. The giant, oh I mean, man, was Ukranian boxer Wladimir Klitschk. We all know Hayden likes older men, but come on! They look like David and Goliath together.

Okay. Okay. Let’s just leave Hayden be to her fetishes. Instead let’s just focus on her boobs, and on how she rocked that pink bikini. Anyway, click here for more of Hayden’s sexy pics!

Okay. Let’s jog our memory first before getting to the main story. Hot MILF Sienna Miller and  Jude Law used to be an engaged couple, well, before Jude Law screwed things up and had sex with his children’s nanny. This happened way back in 2005, and since the couple went their separate ways, they each had relationships and affairs with other people, which, by the way, all went downhill.

Now, these two have been seen and photographed together often again. The most recent was their beach swing to Barbados, where the couple was also seen with Jude’s kids. And of course, we can only conclude that these two are back together again. It’s not like they just bump into each other all the time right? What a no-brainer question.

Well, that’s means congratulations to Jude Law for being so lucky that he can bang the gorgeous Sienna Miller anytime he wants again. She was hot and sultry as always in their paparazzi pics. I can’t say the same for Jude, though.

Anyway, there are more of Sienna Miller’s bikini pics if you want, so don’t hesitate to drop by here!

Country singer Carrie Underwood recently got engaged to her hockey player boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators. The singer’s boyfriend confirmed the engagement himself saying he and Carrie “are both obviously excited and very happy.” Carrie even showed up in the Dec 21 hockey game flashing her precious engagement ring.

Yeah, but that’s not the real news. The more important part of this post are Carrie Underwood’s bikini pics! Isn’t that hot news or what? Who knew that the virginal Carrie would go out her house 80% naked? Ha. For sure a lot of male admirers of Carrie Underwood jerked off immediately as soon as they set their eyes on the hot almost-naked bikini bod of Ms. Underwood.

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Just hours after Brittany Murphy’s death, rumor surfaced over Twitter that Miley Cyrus is dead. Of course, it was a hoax, or an attempt to be funny. And the culprit of this false news, you ask? It was none other than Peaches Geldof.

Peaches apparently tweeted that “a friend in the industry” texted her that Miley is dead and nobody knew it yet. Just as expected all of Peaches’ followers in Twitter followed suit, spreading the rumor even more so. Lots of Miley’s fans were alarmed, thinking it was true. Soon enough, the rumors died after a number of fans testified that Miley is alive because they’ve just seen her perform at London’s O2 Arena.

We know death is everywhere especially this year, and it would help a bit to lighten people’s spirits up because of the sadness it entails. But it is never okay to spread death hoaxes. Hopefully Peaches learned her lesson well–think before you tweet. It’s never okay to mess with the thousands of fans of teen celebrity Miley Cyrus; you’d be in big trouble if you do just that.

Carrie Prejean probably is the most infamous (ex)Miss California to date, and we all remember why. First, she offended the gay community by saying she doesn’t believe in the third sex. And we all know that her statement on the Miss California USA pageant became a big deal and overflowed our news nights for weeks months. Then her racy photos came out, one where she was topless and was flaunting her sexy bum. Then, these photos came out where she wasn’t topless, but definitely her nipples were popping out. Nice.

And it gets better. TMZ reports that Ms. Prejean did a sextape when she was younger and when all her Catholic upbringing was bullshit. The alleged sextape prevented Carrie from getting money from the Miss USA officials, so TMZ says.

Well, it hasn’t been leaked out yet, the sextape. But for sure, once it does, you can count on us to show it to you. In the meantime, drop by here for more celebrity scandals and shockers. Have fun pervs.

I don’t know about you, but never have I seen Serena Williams hot. Well, until this boob slip pictures. I guess I get turned on whenever I see tits and nipples, even if they’re Serena Williams’ nipples. One of her breasts popped out of her bathing suit while swimming in Barbados last Sunday. And with one of her tits uncovered, in that angle, and with her lower body cropped out of the pic, I totally think Serena Williams looks hot.

But of course, she can’t maintain that position for too long because she has to do something like, play tennis, to live, so Serena Williams will go back to not being hot any time soon. Like in about two sentences from now. So, if I were you, visit this place to forget about seeing Serena Williams not looking hot again.

Hot MILF Sofia Vergara was seen today in Miami beach trying to cover her face with a wide-brimmed hat. I don’t quite get it why she did that, honestly. Obviously, the paparazzis know who she is, so there’s really no need to cover up. Plus, she hasn’t been that busy these days, so she needs all the exposure she could get to keep her acting career. Good thing though, she was wise enough to flash her huge tits (though still wrapped up in a bra) in public.

There’s no doubt that this knocker still got it even if she’s nearing 40 years old. This hot Latina momma defies time; her boobs alone defy aging. Though in these set of pics, they look like they wanted to escape out her bra. Well, that’s a wonder especially because she used to date Tom Cruise. Good thing Tom Cruise didn’t suck all the glories from her like he did Katie Holmes, or else her big tits would’ve sagged like an old lady’s.

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For all we know, Miley Cyrus can’t wait to be 18, step away from her Disney past and do porn. Okay, yeah, well maybe not that hardcore. But judging from the way she’s been acting, she’s actually showing signs of wanting to get into the industry, isn’t she?

Case in point: Miley Cyrus hitting Miami on Thursday displaying her almost naked body in front of all the paparazzis in a hot pink bikini. Even if it seems criminal for us to lust over her hot nubile body because she’s only 17, we can only do so much. Like pretend we’re not affected when in reality we’ve jerked off a few times already upon seeing just one pic of her talking on the phone 80 % naked. And God knows how much more cum will squirt out of our hard cocks once we blow up the pics where she’s fondling her tits. In public.

Well, we’ll just have to wait one more year boys. Pretty sure Miley can do so much better than just running around in a bikini, and self-shooting with just her undies on. Let’s cross our fingers, her naked pics will finally leak out by then, or better yet, a sextape. Or more sextapes. But while we wait, let’s settle for the teasing she does every now and then.