Posts Tagged ‘18th birthday’

Miley Cyrus celebrates a slutty 18th birthday

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Miley Cyrus

Disney has finally got themselves another whore in town. You gotta thank them for finding the skankiest whores in this side of Hollywood. First there was Britney, of course, and then we had Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and now, Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus

Although you have to admit, even before turning 18, Miley was already on her way of fulfilling her pornstar dreams, thanks to the bitches who’s been choosing her concert wardrobes. They have clothed her in see through gowns, skin tight tops, lace onesies, catsuits, micro mini skirts and fishnet leggings! All these making a hard on in our crotch area. I just wish she’d magically appear in front of me and start spreading that tight juicy pussy wide.

Miley Cyrus

I know I’ve had one too many jack offs comprising a scantily-clad Miley. But now I know there’d be more skanky naked photos of her. Just hold your breathe and see.

Demi Lovato fucks innocence goodbye

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Demi Lovato

In what looks like a final bid for more quieter times, Demi Lovato rubbs shoulders with the Mouse himself and his fuck buddy Minnie at the red carpet before turning on nastier things to rub, like cocks and other pussies, in celebration of the eighteenth birthday the whole fucking world’s been waiting for on their quivering toes.

Demi Lovato

There’s nothing better than to turn back and watch Demi Lovato’s road to maturity, which isn’t difficult, since she’s such a slutty young celebrity who pimps her pussy at the sound of a camera click that there’s already hundreds of her skanky photos waiting for you to jack off to.

Demi Lovato

And if you noticed, Demi dumped the black, emo-type hair for a more mature-ish brunette mop, which is another reason to anticipate that not-too-distant day when websites and servers start crashing with a Demi Lovato Sex Tape headline sending the interwebs in a flurry of cum stains. But before we all get ahead of ourselves, let’s enjoy the final vestiges of Demi Lovato’s innocence torn to shreds with these naked photos of her.