Posts Tagged ‘boobs’

Leanne Rimes Debuts Her Inflated Tits!

Monday, January 10th, 2011

leanne rimes boobs

Leanne Rimes is now our favorite celebrity! Looks like the hot singer and actress has something else to flaunt along with her 5-carat oval engagement ring from new fiancé Eddie Cibrian. Check out those new delicious hooters! Leanne displayed a much larger and yummier bust line during her recent post-engagement holiday with Cibrian in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico.

leanne rimes hooters

Leanne Rimes now looks more fuckable than ever! Her filled-out gazongas on her trimmer-than-ever frame, which she showed off in several tiny bikinis, has tabloids asserting she’s had breast implants. Us Weekly has an unidentified source claiming Leanne indeed went under the knife, using the very same plastic surgeon as Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville.

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To see more of Leanne Rimes and her newly stacked breasts hit the beach for a sexy show off, just head on over to Paparazzi Stalkers!

Demi Lovato Flashes Her Meaty Cleavage

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

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Teen hottie Demi Lovato’s transition from clean-cut starlet to being another casuality of the Disney child star curse appears to be complete. Oh yeah, check out these pics showing teen slut Demi flashes her meaty cleavage while selfshooting! Demi blows her once squeaky-clean image to smithereens when the racy photos of the actress posing seductively emerged on Twitter.

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In one photo, Demi — surrounded by three female friends — can be seen showing off her cleavage as a backup dancer takes a closer look of her assets. A seemingly shocked young man looks on in the background. The other photo shows another hanger-on hugging Demi from behind while Demi touches the girl’s cheek with her tongue while tugging at her top, once again revealing her cleavage. Hooray for cleavage shots!

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These shot was apparently taken before Demi entered a suburban Illinois rehab facility to deal with “physical and emotional issues.” To see more of sexy Demi Lovato flashing her meaty cleavage, head on over to Celebrity Spankers!

Lucy Pinder’s tits out in the open

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

Lucy Pinder

After a stint in MTV and BBC1, and an appearance in Celebrity Big Brother UK, Lucy Pinder has moved on to being a weekly writer on Laid online.

Lucy Pinder

Now aside from her giving our chat-up lines ratings and answering our questions about women, she also will be posting smoking pictures of herself. And I’ve been waiting my ass off for her new nude photos. Because believe me, after hiding those bountiful hooters for several years, she has definitely made every guy in the UK ask for more. And while waiting for those new pictures, let’s all savor instead these smoking hot nude pictures of her with those lace stockings still on.

Lucy Pinder

We all know what lace stockings mean, right? That pair of sexy lingerie just begs for an all-night fuckfest. And if that’s Lucy Pinder writhing on the bed for me, I won’t say no.

Gisele Bundchen asking for a gang bang

Monday, December 6th, 2010

Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen. Do I still have to give more for an introduction?

Gisele Bundchen

This sexy Brazilian MILF supermodel who did Victoria’s Secret runway shows was no stranger to baring her silky smooth body in public. Which is why, in a recent photoshoot in St. Barts, she had no problem changing clothes in the back of a van in front of other people and the (God bless them!) paps. Who wouldn’t have wanted to just gang up on those juicy pair of chesticles and rub up that smoking sexy ass? I’ve always had dreams of sticking my dick up that shaved pussy and have her scream and moan in that heavily accented bedroom voice of hers.

Gisele Bundchen

And while I massage away my hallucinations, here are some nude photos of Gisele Bundchen changing in public for your eyes to feast on. Have fun.

Ke$ha is one leggy whore

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Ke$ha

In this photoshoot for Complex’s Dec/Jan 2011 issue, Ke$ha had given us so much to ponder on in the all-confessing interview that went with it.

Ke$ha

Aside from getting turned on with guys and their unshaven facial hair and abhorring men who act like women, this teen pop superstar has also got nothing against having a relationship with a woman. And boy, how smoking hot is that, imagine a leggy sexy blond in tight black latex onesie and black stockings fingering and fucking another pussy? We all have our dreams of being dominated by two gorgeous women in the bedroom, do we?

Ke$ha

But if that’s just me, never mind. You go on ahead and let your penises out for a divine worship of this juicy scantily-clad body of Ke$ha.

Sophie Howard’s tits begging to be sucked

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

Sophie Howard

What I dig about these Catholic School chicks is that once they’re out of that uniform, they give the best bang ever. Take it from this English cunt Sophie Howard, who took a job as a stripper once she got out of the school.

Sophie Howard

“I’d go on the stage, dance around a bit, get my tits out, then get off,” was how she described her job as a stripper. And not long after she landed on the covers of Maxim, FHM, Nuts and Loaded. And I wouldn’t argue, with boobs like that she deserves all the centerfolds for a year, give or take a couple months. You know she’s a chick who loves her tits fucked like there’s no tomorrow. I’d love to rub those big tits with my hands and suck on those nice pink nips as well. And those huge bazongas of hers deserve the hardest biggest dick and I know mine will suffice.

Sophie Howard

But you can go ahead jerking off with all these naked pictures of Sophie Howard. And let’s all hope she finishes that degree in nursing she took and put on that tight fit nurse’s uniform so we can fulfill our fantasies of fucking a smoking nurse on the hospital bed sometime.

Alyson Michalka is a vampire french maid slut

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Alyson Michalka

Halloween has already come and gone but these images of Alyson Michalka dressed as a kinky vampire french maid has not left my mind since. This talented singer-song-writer-dancer-actress has already left my mouth hanging with her killer cheerdance moves in Hellcats, so she really didn’t have to do this much effort looking smoking for Halloween.

Alyson Michalka

But I’m pretty thankful she did. Now, I have a mindful of images banging her in her schoolgirl outfit, in her cheerleader uniform, and in a vampire french maid costume. I will tug on that garter till it comes off and slowly strip off that black and white lace she has on. And i’ll definitely lick those killer legs till she asks for me to suck her cunt off instead. But of course I would leave her begging for more before grabbing that sexy butt and banging her from the behind.

Alyson Michalka

See, I told you I have a mindful of pictures of her. And you would too, because Aly has given us access to pictures of that smoking naked body of hers. Go on, have your fill of this kinky triple threat. I wonder though, when people describe her as triple threat, do they mean she can act-sing-dance or suck-blow-fuck? Well, your guess is as good as mine.

Anna Chapman’s exposed Russian spy ass

Monday, November 1st, 2010

Anna Chapman

We all have our fantasies of being dominated in the bedroom. Yes? Well who better to play that daydream with us than an authentic hot Russian spy? You read that right. What we have here is a gun-slinging, butt-kicking femme fatale going by the name Anna Chapman.

Anna Chapman

Dubbed as The Lady in Red, included in Maxim Russia’s 100 sexiest women, was first a UK citizen before heading to the US to become the CEO of a website selling real estate internationally. Now don’t get me wrong, I love any woman regardless of her occupation, but when I am presented with a SPY? Whoa. I’m in for the wild dive. Let me just sit myself on that red chair in her raunchy half-naked pictures and let her do the rest – massage my cock, blow it, move her sexy body slowly while rocking my penis back and forth, moan like there’s no tomorrow… the list goes on.

Anna Chapman

But instead of me having to type out all my fantasies for you to get a headstart on your masturbation, why don’t you just go on to these yummy lingerie pictures of Anna Chapman? You had better not miss out on that fully rounded ass and that juicy pair of jugs. Who ever thought of sending her back to Russia? Cocktease!

Hayden Panettiere’s busty barmaid sideline

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Hayden Panettiere

It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is new because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy mix of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity chick.

Hayden Panettiere

It’s a smart move for the Germans to ask Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one thing people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the nastiest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things better. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!

Hayden Panettiere

By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to be right in the head, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she clearly wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”

Coco brings her ass-exposing to the catwalk

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Coco Austin

Will you look at that, a non-twitter picture of Coco. No difference though, she still found a way to keep the back entrance open for business. But you won’t hear me complaining, I love a woman who knows her ass is a more profitable asset than any other part of her body. And to us lovers of the ass, Coco gives a little something extra by showing off her huge tits too. Where was this fashion show and why wasn’t I invited???

Coco Austin

I just love what Coco wore in these ass-exposing pictures of her. Such a smart way of making sure her giant ass still covers half of the frame, and the other with her tits. I bet you she received a standing ovation just for that little trick… and possibly for nothing else. Let’s be real here, we’re all just here to get a piece of Coco’s ass, aren’t we?

Coco Austin

Some chicks would find it insulting when all guys see of you is a pair of butt cheeks in need of a good spanking, but Coco knows that’s the best compliment ever. Having a thousand guys fantasize about ramming their cocks in that ass of hers pushes Coco to post more pictures of her huge ass, so keep worshipping Coco’s bare booty to keep them, and yourself, coming.