Posts Tagged ‘boobs’

Tila Tequila’s tits got pawned

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Tila Tequila

So she says she fucked a DJ, and I believe she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the audience was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible grunts she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the show by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.

Tila Tequila

So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.

Tila Tequila

Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about motorboating those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and cum all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.

Sophie Reade sets her English boobies loose

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

Sophie Reade

One look at Sophie Reade’s 30FF melons in these new batch of naked pictures and you’ll mutter, “God save the Queen indeed!” in agreement. We should be thankful for our English cousins across the pond for continuing the tradition of showcasing the best in male entertainment today in the form of—what else—but tits, tits, and more tits. This ship-sinking specimen here is Sophie Reade, a glamour model made popular by her stay in Big Brother’s house, where she’s been nicknamed Dogface to comply with some crazy ass contract in the reality show. And dogface is right, because a chick with big boobies hanging that low from her chest must like being on all fours like a horny puppy getting the juice pumped out of her vagina from behind. And no, the hastily pasted electric tape isn’t fooling anyone, Sophie. We all know you’re a whore and you’ll strip off the second somebody asks you.

Sophie Reade

So before you stalk off into your fantasies of penetrating this English slut’s cunt in the style of man’s best friend while groping her juicy melons like you just got told off by your boss and you needed a stress reliever, catch a good look at Sophie Reade’s mega-melons first and tell me anyone who’s gay will turn straight as a ten-foot pole when they get hit in the face by one of those milky monsters.

Sophie Reade