Posts Tagged ‘celebrities’
Monday, February 14th, 2011
I know we’ve seen enough of Mila Kunis’ wild side in Black Swan, but I know it’s been a while since the movie for most of you, so here we are for a refresher on that hot piece of babe that is Mila Kunis. Although this time, if you wished she and Natalie Portman to change personalities so your dream girl assumed the role of the vulnerable, innocent chick, well, these are the photos for you.
While Mila Kunis shows just how much she loves flaunting her ass, legs, and skin, she maintains an air of innocence in this photoshoot. Still, we can’t forget how the hunger in her eyes as she went down on Natalie Portman and stuck her tongue inside her cunt. You have to agree that is probably the best lesbian sex scene in Hollywood, so much that we’re actually imagining the very scene just from looking at these sensual photos of Mila Kunis!
The way Mila looks lustfully at Natalie’s ecstatic face really etches itself in your mind that it easily becomes anyone’s fantasy for the the next three months. And that includes me! I just love seeing hot Mila Kunis putting her lips against a slut’s pussy and twisting her tongue around it. Makes me wish I could jump in between those two celebrity hotties and bang them simultaneously.
Tags: ass, Black Swan, celebrities, Hollywood, Mila Kunis, photoshoot, pictures
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Monday, December 6th, 2010
Gisele Bundchen. Do I still have to give more for an introduction?
This sexy Brazilian MILF supermodel who did Victoria’s Secret runway shows was no stranger to baring her silky smooth body in public. Which is why, in a recent photoshoot in St. Barts, she had no problem changing clothes in the back of a van in front of other people and the (God bless them!) paps. Who wouldn’t have wanted to just gang up on those juicy pair of chesticles and rub up that smoking sexy ass? I’ve always had dreams of sticking my dick up that shaved pussy and have her scream and moan in that heavily accented bedroom voice of hers.
And while I massage away my hallucinations, here are some nude photos of Gisele Bundchen changing in public for your eyes to feast on. Have fun.
Tags: ass, boobs, Brazilian hottie, celebrities, Gisele Bundchen, Hollywood, public, sideboobs, supermodel, tits, Victoria's Secret
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Monday, November 1st, 2010
We all have our fantasies of being dominated in the bedroom. Yes? Well who better to play that daydream with us than an authentic hot Russian spy? You read that right. What we have here is a gun-slinging, butt-kicking femme fatale going by the name Anna Chapman.
Dubbed as The Lady in Red, included in Maxim Russia’s 100 sexiest women, was first a UK citizen before heading to the US to become the CEO of a website selling real estate internationally. Now don’t get me wrong, I love any woman regardless of her occupation, but when I am presented with a SPY? Whoa. I’m in for the wild dive. Let me just sit myself on that red chair in her raunchy half-naked pictures and let her do the rest – massage my cock, blow it, move her sexy body slowly while rocking my penis back and forth, moan like there’s no tomorrow… the list goes on.
But instead of me having to type out all my fantasies for you to get a headstart on your masturbation, why don’t you just go on to these yummy lingerie pictures of Anna Chapman? You had better not miss out on that fully rounded ass and that juicy pair of jugs. Who ever thought of sending her back to Russia? Cocktease!
Tags: Anna Chapman, boobs, butt, celebrities, Maxim, naked, pictures, Russian, spy
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Friday, October 29th, 2010
Hardly anything is better than seeing my soon-to-be wife Arianny Celeste strutting in her tight ring girl outfit making fight nights on television sexier. I was all happy seeing her there, but then holy crap, Arianny Celeste had to strip naked, rub herself in oil, and bare a fantastic pair of tits and a shaved pussy dead on, straight in front of my widening eyes. Shit. That’s my fourth trip to the bathroom this day.
But sexy isn’t even the right word with Arianny Celeste in this undressed condition. Naughty is what’s more fitting, yeah. And naughty is also what I’m feeling right now. Let me just rub my cock against those oiled thighs of hers to lube up and ‘accidentally’ slide my stiffy straight into her tight, fresh cunt. That should make her drop those barbells and grab hold of my thrusting ass. We’ll slip and slide our way to orgasm all over the floor whilst I keep a firm grab of Arianny Celeste’s titties.
Er, I told you I was feeling naughty. You should start feeling something funny in the pants region too, if you’ve got your mindset right. But don’t start telling me your fantasies, dude! That’s not right… er, says the guy who just let himself type his mind out. Anyway, what you should do to curb your hunger for titties is to head directly to where Arianny Celeste’s shaved pussy pictures are. Now.
Tags: Arianny Celeste, celebrities, Hollywood, model, models, nude, ring girl, shaved pussy, tits, UFC
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Thursday, October 21st, 2010
The guys over at Glee joined New Directions for the right reasons. They joined because they loved to sing. Because they wanted to make themselves better persons. Because they were secretly gay. Or something. But if Lea Michele ever walked through the school corridors wearing tight, white panties while sucking on a lollipop like a dirty choir chick, guys will stand in line for audition for all the bad reasons possible.
Like chancing upon Lea Michele in the locker room, straddling a bench with her legs spread so widely apart you can just slide your ass over and stick your cock inside her. Or like spying on her bent over her locker, ass out, while she tongued a lollipop with apparent relish. Or like catching her just senselessly ripping her top off to reveal her fine Hebrew hooters nestled so finely in a sexy white bra. You know, one of those things.
Unfortunately, Glee will never be interesting enough to wait for an episode like that to manifest itself on our TV screens. Thank God we at least have Lea Michele volunteering to live out our kinky locker room fantasies, huh?
Tags: celebrities, Glee, Hollywood, Lea Michele, lingerie, locker room, pictures, sexy, teen
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Thursday, October 14th, 2010
Oh man, this is some sexy setup right here. If I’d been the dude with the camera catching Jenna Bentley locking lips with a hot chick on the swing set, I probably would’ve dropped the camera altogether and just jacked off behind a tree. Thank god I wasn’t though, or you wouldn’t have enjoyed these kinky lesbian pictures of Jenna Bentley.
But seriously, that’s gotta be one hell of a hot scene to watch if I’d been around. Check Jenna Bentley out going in for a torrid tonguing with that chick on her lap. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other’s knockers! Then again, this could just be Jenna famewhoring again (and it is), but who the fuck cares! Two hot chicks kissing! In public! That’s perfect masturbation material right there guys.
This is the reason why Hollywood stays alive; it’s because of all the hot chicks running around creating scandals! I’m betting the only thing keeping these two babes from going nude and scissoring on the sandbox is the weather. It would be awesome to see their perky, shivering titties though, while they humped and rubbed pussies on the swing. But seeing Jenna Bentley in some lesbian action with a chick is already enough for me to pull out the lube!
Tags: celebrities, Hollywood, Jenna Bentley, kissing, lesbian, Paparazzi, PDA, pictures
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Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is new because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy mix of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity chick.
It’s a smart move for the Germans to ask Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one thing people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the nastiest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things better. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!
By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to be right in the head, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she clearly wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”
Tags: barmaid, beer, boobs, booze, celebrities, cleavage, costumes, German, Hayden Panettiere, Hollywood, Oktoberfest, pictures, roleplay, tits
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Wednesday, September 15th, 2010
Remember Larissa Riquelme, that sexy bitch screaming her cunt off in the sidelines during the world cup? She’s back, and she’s go more than just a pair of boobies bouncing in her wake. Here she is, looking quite the opposite from being pumped and high strung during the match, and actually looking quite serene exposing her tits and loose pussy to a pack of soccer boys all struggling to keep themselves from tackling bare ass.
And who wouldn’t have trouble stopping themselves from sticking it inside Larissa Riquelme’s overused vagina? This South American babe has all the curves in the right places, and, apparently, a vagina that’s so out of place it’s hanging so loose from getting drilled often by the national team. Look closely and you’ll see how spent this chick’s pussy is from getting reamed all the time by adrenaline-fueled soccer players. Yep, Larissa Riquelme knows how to play like a true fangirl; she can sneak past security and be naked dead center in the locker room for the victors way before the match is over.
So if you’ve tooted your vuvuzuelas in solitude long enough, have a slice of pictures of Larissa Riquelme’s shaved pussy, and have a bit of fun with the slut.
Tags: celebrities, Larissa Riquelme, model, naked, nude, Paraguayan model, pictures, shaved pussy, teen, tits, World Cup
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