Posts Tagged ‘Disney’

Demi Lovato fucks innocence goodbye

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Demi Lovato

In what looks like a final bid for more quieter times, Demi Lovato rubbs shoulders with the Mouse himself and his fuck buddy Minnie at the red carpet before turning on nastier things to rub, like cocks and other pussies, in celebration of the eighteenth birthday the whole fucking world’s been waiting for on their quivering toes.

Demi Lovato

There’s nothing better than to turn back and watch Demi Lovato’s road to maturity, which isn’t difficult, since she’s such a slutty young celebrity who pimps her pussy at the sound of a camera click that there’s already hundreds of her skanky photos waiting for you to jack off to.

Demi Lovato

And if you noticed, Demi dumped the black, emo-type hair for a more mature-ish brunette mop, which is another reason to anticipate that not-too-distant day when websites and servers start crashing with a Demi Lovato Sex Tape headline sending the interwebs in a flurry of cum stains. But before we all get ahead of ourselves, let’s enjoy the final vestiges of Demi Lovato’s innocence torn to shreds with these naked photos of her.

Vanessa Hudgens should go make a sextape

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Vanessa Hudgens pics

Vanessa Hudgens have made quite a stir last year when her second round of leaked nude pics hit the web, in which she was self-shooting naked through her camera phone, looking like a true slut showing off her tits and spreading her legs. But aside from that scandal, nothing significant was heard about her.

Vanessa Hudgens pics

Well, her High School Musical career is officially over, unless Disney is cooking up another installment, which would totally be ridiculous because, well, just how many years must one spend in high school? Last time I heard, the last sequel was Senior Year. Anyway, that’s the last time that she’s had a bankable project. She may have made a few movies but no one even bothered to watch them.

Vanessa Hudgens pics

My point is, Vanessa Hudgen’s just another girl who’s bound to gain fame only through shocking scandals. Because obviously, her chipmunk voice doesn’t take her singing career anywhere. And her lame acting just makes people want to throw up. So I hope she takes this advice: make a sextape. Then star in a reality show. Take Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian for example. You’re bound to take the same road as theirs honey, so do it before people start forgetting your name.