It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is new because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy mix of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity chick.

It’s a smart move for the Germans to ask Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one thing people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the nastiest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things better. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!

By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to be right in the head, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she clearly wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”