Posts Tagged ‘naked’
Sunday, November 14th, 2010
What I dig about these Catholic School chicks is that once they’re out of that uniform, they give the best bang ever. Take it from this English cunt Sophie Howard, who took a job as a stripper once she got out of the school.
“I’d go on the stage, dance around a bit, get my tits out, then get off,” was how she described her job as a stripper. And not long after she landed on the covers of Maxim, FHM, Nuts and Loaded. And I wouldn’t argue, with boobs like that she deserves all the centerfolds for a year, give or take a couple months. You know she’s a chick who loves her tits fucked like there’s no tomorrow. I’d love to rub those big tits with my hands and suck on those nice pink nips as well. And those huge bazongas of hers deserve the hardest biggest dick and I know mine will suffice.
But you can go ahead jerking off with all these naked pictures of Sophie Howard. And let’s all hope she finishes that degree in nursing she took and put on that tight fit nurse’s uniform so we can fulfill our fantasies of fucking a smoking nurse on the hospital bed sometime.
Tags: boobs, English cunt, FHM, Maxim, naked, pictures, Sophie Howard, tits
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Monday, November 8th, 2010
Halloween has already come and gone but these images of Alyson Michalka dressed as a kinky vampire french maid has not left my mind since. This talented singer-song-writer-dancer-actress has already left my mouth hanging with her killer cheerdance moves in Hellcats, so she really didn’t have to do this much effort looking smoking for Halloween.
But I’m pretty thankful she did. Now, I have a mindful of images banging her in her schoolgirl outfit, in her cheerleader uniform, and in a vampire french maid costume. I will tug on that garter till it comes off and slowly strip off that black and white lace she has on. And i’ll definitely lick those killer legs till she asks for me to suck her cunt off instead. But of course I would leave her begging for more before grabbing that sexy butt and banging her from the behind.
See, I told you I have a mindful of pictures of her. And you would too, because Aly has given us access to pictures of that smoking naked body of hers. Go on, have your fill of this kinky triple threat. I wonder though, when people describe her as triple threat, do they mean she can act-sing-dance or suck-blow-fuck? Well, your guess is as good as mine.
Tags: Alyson Michalka, ass, boobs, celebrity, Halloween costume, Hellcats, Hollywood, naked, pictures, pussy, roleplay, tits
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Monday, November 1st, 2010
We all have our fantasies of being dominated in the bedroom. Yes? Well who better to play that daydream with us than an authentic hot Russian spy? You read that right. What we have here is a gun-slinging, butt-kicking femme fatale going by the name Anna Chapman.
Dubbed as The Lady in Red, included in Maxim Russia’s 100 sexiest women, was first a UK citizen before heading to the US to become the CEO of a website selling real estate internationally. Now don’t get me wrong, I love any woman regardless of her occupation, but when I am presented with a SPY? Whoa. I’m in for the wild dive. Let me just sit myself on that red chair in her raunchy half-naked pictures and let her do the rest – massage my cock, blow it, move her sexy body slowly while rocking my penis back and forth, moan like there’s no tomorrow… the list goes on.
But instead of me having to type out all my fantasies for you to get a headstart on your masturbation, why don’t you just go on to these yummy lingerie pictures of Anna Chapman? You had better not miss out on that fully rounded ass and that juicy pair of jugs. Who ever thought of sending her back to Russia? Cocktease!
Tags: Anna Chapman, boobs, butt, celebrities, Maxim, naked, pictures, Russian, spy
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Thursday, October 7th, 2010
If I’m ever stranded in the desert and I’m hallucinating from the heat, don’t bother with mirages of oases and mountains of ice; I want me some Erin Heatherton, baby! Crawl toward these photos of Erin Heatherton writhing naked in the desert sand, cuddle her, and say she’s saved. Then fucking pin her to the ground and penetrate her pussy with your penis like she totally wants it (and she totally wants it, otherwise she wouldn’t sit around with her naked ass waiting for a heatstroke to happen).
But seriously, these sexy photos of Erin Heatherton are just priceless. If there’s any way to describe how searing this teen model is, it’s by taking her to the most scorching place in the world and telling her she’s home. I just can’t get enough of staring at the sensual way she’s writhing in the sand, her small titties soiled and in need of a little fondling from being in the sun far too long.
What would be hotter is if you pictured yourself lying naked next to Erin Heatherton’s own nude body, fingering her cunt out of her hallucination, and making awesome love with her right there in the middle of nowhere. A pussy flowing with orgasm juice is better than any friggin’ oasis.
Tags: desert, Erin Heatheron, mirage, model, naked, photoshoot, pictures, teen, tits
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Wednesday, September 15th, 2010
Remember Larissa Riquelme, that sexy bitch screaming her cunt off in the sidelines during the world cup? She’s back, and she’s go more than just a pair of boobies bouncing in her wake. Here she is, looking quite the opposite from being pumped and high strung during the match, and actually looking quite serene exposing her tits and loose pussy to a pack of soccer boys all struggling to keep themselves from tackling bare ass.
And who wouldn’t have trouble stopping themselves from sticking it inside Larissa Riquelme’s overused vagina? This South American babe has all the curves in the right places, and, apparently, a vagina that’s so out of place it’s hanging so loose from getting drilled often by the national team. Look closely and you’ll see how spent this chick’s pussy is from getting reamed all the time by adrenaline-fueled soccer players. Yep, Larissa Riquelme knows how to play like a true fangirl; she can sneak past security and be naked dead center in the locker room for the victors way before the match is over.
So if you’ve tooted your vuvuzuelas in solitude long enough, have a slice of pictures of Larissa Riquelme’s shaved pussy, and have a bit of fun with the slut.
Tags: celebrities, Larissa Riquelme, model, naked, nude, Paraguayan model, pictures, shaved pussy, teen, tits, World Cup
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Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
Laurence Fishburne must’ve suffered the worst whiplash ever when he was ripped back into reality with his daughter Montana Fishburne’s debut into porn. But if your daughter has a flippin' hot body with luscious tits that look perfect coated with cum, then you don’t blame bad parenting or the insidious influence of the likes of Kim Kardashian her entry into the porno industry; you blame the genes! And what a lovely display of genes we have here of Montana Fishburne showing off her dirty pictures.
Aside from having these tramp stamps all over her body, you can see right away Montana Fishburne has porn potential branded all over her raw pussy. Judging from the low hanging clit she has going on, either Montana chose to do multiple takes of the deep penetration scene in her sex vid or she’s just a right slut even way before she broke into the scene. Either way, she’s got celebrity slut written all over her fine titties.
If breaking her daddy’s heart isn’t good enough of a deal with the devil for a Hollywood career, I don’t know what is. At least we here at the sidelines get to enjoy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape while the drama rages on in the family.
Tags: celebrity, Laurence Fishburne, Montana Fishburne, Montana Fishburne sex tape, naked, pictures, porn, pussy, sex tape, teen, tits
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Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
So she says she fucked a DJ, and I believe she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the audience was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible grunts she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the show by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.
So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.
Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about motorboating those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and cum all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.
Tags: boobs, celebrity, Gathering of the Juggalos, naked, pictures, stripping, Tila Tequila, tits, topless
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Thursday, August 19th, 2010
In what looks like a final bid for more quieter times, Demi Lovato rubbs shoulders with the Mouse himself and his fuck buddy Minnie at the red carpet before turning on nastier things to rub, like cocks and other pussies, in celebration of the eighteenth birthday the whole fucking world’s been waiting for on their quivering toes.
There’s nothing better than to turn back and watch Demi Lovato’s road to maturity, which isn’t difficult, since she’s such a slutty young celebrity who pimps her pussy at the sound of a camera click that there’s already hundreds of her skanky photos waiting for you to jack off to.
And if you noticed, Demi dumped the black, emo-type hair for a more mature-ish brunette mop, which is another reason to anticipate that not-too-distant day when websites and servers start crashing with a Demi Lovato Sex Tape headline sending the interwebs in a flurry of cum stains. But before we all get ahead of ourselves, let’s enjoy the final vestiges of Demi Lovato’s innocence torn to shreds with these naked photos of her.
Tags: 18th birthday, Demi Lovato, Disney, Mickey Mouse, naked, pictures, red carpet, teen
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Monday, August 9th, 2010
Aside from having a fetish for frumpy-looking and explosively colorful outfits, Katy Perry often steps on the red carpet looking like a lifesize sex doll from stuffing her oily jugs too much in latex outfits and shit. With news of her upcoming album Teenage Dream already making the rounds, these pictures of Katy Perry looking like a love doll who just got a massive helping of spunk rubbed all over her body came out to fuel those ‘teenage’ dreams you’ve all been having of her… and let me nudge you in the ribs for being such pervy lovers of the fresh vag, yeah?
I’d rather not think of the hardcore chafe action going on around her pussy area from all the leather rubbing against her crotch, but instead think of how I can finally ditch the sex doll I robbed from the homeless guy downtown using it to prop open his cardboard manor and finally stick my cock inside Katy Perry’s warm, itching, and definitely unplastic vagina parts.
If, for some fucked up fetish you blow your cum harder from fucking lifeless bags of air than hearing a real slut moan from pleasure, you can rest assured be satisfied from boning Katy Perry’s nude body, with those lifeless eyes of her playing the part extremely well. Well, fucking a dead-looking Katy Perry borders dangerously from sex doll fantasies to creepy shit I shouldn’t be mentioning here, but whatever yanks your junk, huh? So for whatever purpose they may serve you, pictures of Katy Perry naked are on the table.
Tags: blow up doll, celebrity, cum, facial, Katy Perry, naked, pictures, sex doll, sex toys, Teenage Dream
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