Posts Tagged ‘tits’
Monday, January 10th, 2011
Leanne Rimes is now our favorite celebrity! Looks like the hot singer and actress has something else to flaunt along with her 5-carat oval engagement ring from new fiancé Eddie Cibrian. Check out those new delicious hooters! Leanne displayed a much larger and yummier bust line during her recent post-engagement holiday with Cibrian in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico.
Leanne Rimes now looks more fuckable than ever! Her filled-out gazongas on her trimmer-than-ever frame, which she showed off in several tiny bikinis, has tabloids asserting she’s had breast implants. Us Weekly has an unidentified source claiming Leanne indeed went under the knife, using the very same plastic surgeon as Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville.
To see more of Leanne Rimes and her newly stacked breasts hit the beach for a sexy show off, just head on over to Paparazzi Stalkers!
Tags: bikini, boobs, hooters, implants, Paparazzi, tits
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Tuesday, December 21st, 2010
After a stint in MTV and BBC1, and an appearance in Celebrity Big Brother UK, Lucy Pinder has moved on to being a weekly writer on Laid online.
Now aside from her giving our chat-up lines ratings and answering our questions about women, she also will be posting smoking pictures of herself. And I’ve been waiting my ass off for her new nude photos. Because believe me, after hiding those bountiful hooters for several years, she has definitely made every guy in the UK ask for more. And while waiting for those new pictures, let’s all savor instead these smoking hot nude pictures of her with those lace stockings still on.
We all know what lace stockings mean, right? That pair of sexy lingerie just begs for an all-night fuckfest. And if that’s Lucy Pinder writhing on the bed for me, I won’t say no.
Tags: BBC1, boobs, breasts, Celebrity Big Brother UK, lace stockings, Laid online, Lucy Pinder, MTV, nude photos, pussy pics, tits
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Monday, December 6th, 2010
Gisele Bundchen. Do I still have to give more for an introduction?
This sexy Brazilian MILF supermodel who did Victoria’s Secret runway shows was no stranger to baring her silky smooth body in public. Which is why, in a recent photoshoot in St. Barts, she had no problem changing clothes in the back of a van in front of other people and the (God bless them!) paps. Who wouldn’t have wanted to just gang up on those juicy pair of chesticles and rub up that smoking sexy ass? I’ve always had dreams of sticking my dick up that shaved pussy and have her scream and moan in that heavily accented bedroom voice of hers.
And while I massage away my hallucinations, here are some nude photos of Gisele Bundchen changing in public for your eyes to feast on. Have fun.
Tags: ass, boobs, Brazilian hottie, celebrities, Gisele Bundchen, Hollywood, public, sideboobs, supermodel, tits, Victoria's Secret
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Monday, November 29th, 2010
In this photoshoot for Complex’s Dec/Jan 2011 issue, Ke$ha had given us so much to ponder on in the all-confessing interview that went with it.
Aside from getting turned on with guys and their unshaven facial hair and abhorring men who act like women, this teen pop superstar has also got nothing against having a relationship with a woman. And boy, how smoking hot is that, imagine a leggy sexy blond in tight black latex onesie and black stockings fingering and fucking another pussy? We all have our dreams of being dominated by two gorgeous women in the bedroom, do we?
But if that’s just me, never mind. You go on ahead and let your penises out for a divine worship of this juicy scantily-clad body of Ke$ha.
Tags: ass, boobs, celebrity, Hollywood, Ke$ha, legs, naked pictures, pussy, singer, Tik Tok, tits
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Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010
Disney has finally got themselves another whore in town. You gotta thank them for finding the skankiest whores in this side of Hollywood. First there was Britney, of course, and then we had Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and now, Miley Cyrus.
Although you have to admit, even before turning 18, Miley was already on her way of fulfilling her pornstar dreams, thanks to the bitches who’s been choosing her concert wardrobes. They have clothed her in see through gowns, skin tight tops, lace onesies, catsuits, micro mini skirts and fishnet leggings! All these making a hard on in our crotch area. I just wish she’d magically appear in front of me and start spreading that tight juicy pussy wide.
I know I’ve had one too many jack offs comprising a scantily-clad Miley. But now I know there’d be more skanky naked photos of her. Just hold your breathe and see.
Tags: 18th birthday, actress, celebrity, Hannah Montana, Hollywood, legs, Miley Cyrus, pictures, pussy, singer, teen, tits
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Sunday, November 21st, 2010
Everyone’s favorite damsel-in-distress is at it again. Kristen Stewart, known as Bella Swan in the vampire movie Twilight, is caught out on a lake shooting the last part of the movie franchise wearing nothing but white scanty swimsuit and lugging all her soaked clothes in one hand.
You’d have to wonder where all her co-stars are at, allowing this poor girl alone to fend for herself in the cold. Nonetheless, we at least get to look out for her and entertain all our nasty perv fantasies about her without any distractions except that tight fit bikini. Who wouldn’t want to just rip that piece of clothing off and massage those tiny tits of hers? Or suck on those cute little pink nipples or finger that already wet cunt? I’d love to do it on the lake too, with her screaming her lungs out as I sink my dick in deeper and deeper with every thrust till she begs me to stop.
And you know I wouldn’t pause. I mean, who would? It’s not everyday you get to fuck Kristen Stewart and her luscious bikini-clad body. Now wipe that saliva off your mouth, and that jizz off your pants.
Tags: Bella Swan, bikini candids, celebrity, Hollywood, Kristen Stewart, sweet ass, tits, Twilight
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Sunday, November 14th, 2010
What I dig about these Catholic School chicks is that once they’re out of that uniform, they give the best bang ever. Take it from this English cunt Sophie Howard, who took a job as a stripper once she got out of the school.
“I’d go on the stage, dance around a bit, get my tits out, then get off,” was how she described her job as a stripper. And not long after she landed on the covers of Maxim, FHM, Nuts and Loaded. And I wouldn’t argue, with boobs like that she deserves all the centerfolds for a year, give or take a couple months. You know she’s a chick who loves her tits fucked like there’s no tomorrow. I’d love to rub those big tits with my hands and suck on those nice pink nips as well. And those huge bazongas of hers deserve the hardest biggest dick and I know mine will suffice.
But you can go ahead jerking off with all these naked pictures of Sophie Howard. And let’s all hope she finishes that degree in nursing she took and put on that tight fit nurse’s uniform so we can fulfill our fantasies of fucking a smoking nurse on the hospital bed sometime.
Tags: boobs, English cunt, FHM, Maxim, naked, pictures, Sophie Howard, tits
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Monday, November 8th, 2010
Halloween has already come and gone but these images of Alyson Michalka dressed as a kinky vampire french maid has not left my mind since. This talented singer-song-writer-dancer-actress has already left my mouth hanging with her killer cheerdance moves in Hellcats, so she really didn’t have to do this much effort looking smoking for Halloween.
But I’m pretty thankful she did. Now, I have a mindful of images banging her in her schoolgirl outfit, in her cheerleader uniform, and in a vampire french maid costume. I will tug on that garter till it comes off and slowly strip off that black and white lace she has on. And i’ll definitely lick those killer legs till she asks for me to suck her cunt off instead. But of course I would leave her begging for more before grabbing that sexy butt and banging her from the behind.
See, I told you I have a mindful of pictures of her. And you would too, because Aly has given us access to pictures of that smoking naked body of hers. Go on, have your fill of this kinky triple threat. I wonder though, when people describe her as triple threat, do they mean she can act-sing-dance or suck-blow-fuck? Well, your guess is as good as mine.
Tags: Alyson Michalka, ass, boobs, celebrity, Halloween costume, Hellcats, Hollywood, naked, pictures, pussy, roleplay, tits
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Friday, October 29th, 2010
Hardly anything is better than seeing my soon-to-be wife Arianny Celeste strutting in her tight ring girl outfit making fight nights on television sexier. I was all happy seeing her there, but then holy crap, Arianny Celeste had to strip naked, rub herself in oil, and bare a fantastic pair of tits and a shaved pussy dead on, straight in front of my widening eyes. Shit. That’s my fourth trip to the bathroom this day.
But sexy isn’t even the right word with Arianny Celeste in this undressed condition. Naughty is what’s more fitting, yeah. And naughty is also what I’m feeling right now. Let me just rub my cock against those oiled thighs of hers to lube up and ‘accidentally’ slide my stiffy straight into her tight, fresh cunt. That should make her drop those barbells and grab hold of my thrusting ass. We’ll slip and slide our way to orgasm all over the floor whilst I keep a firm grab of Arianny Celeste’s titties.
Er, I told you I was feeling naughty. You should start feeling something funny in the pants region too, if you’ve got your mindset right. But don’t start telling me your fantasies, dude! That’s not right… er, says the guy who just let himself type his mind out. Anyway, what you should do to curb your hunger for titties is to head directly to where Arianny Celeste’s shaved pussy pictures are. Now.
Tags: Arianny Celeste, celebrities, Hollywood, model, models, nude, ring girl, shaved pussy, tits, UFC
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Thursday, October 7th, 2010
If I’m ever stranded in the desert and I’m hallucinating from the heat, don’t bother with mirages of oases and mountains of ice; I want me some Erin Heatherton, baby! Crawl toward these photos of Erin Heatherton writhing naked in the desert sand, cuddle her, and say she’s saved. Then fucking pin her to the ground and penetrate her pussy with your penis like she totally wants it (and she totally wants it, otherwise she wouldn’t sit around with her naked ass waiting for a heatstroke to happen).
But seriously, these sexy photos of Erin Heatherton are just priceless. If there’s any way to describe how searing this teen model is, it’s by taking her to the most scorching place in the world and telling her she’s home. I just can’t get enough of staring at the sensual way she’s writhing in the sand, her small titties soiled and in need of a little fondling from being in the sun far too long.
What would be hotter is if you pictured yourself lying naked next to Erin Heatherton’s own nude body, fingering her cunt out of her hallucination, and making awesome love with her right there in the middle of nowhere. A pussy flowing with orgasm juice is better than any friggin’ oasis.
Tags: desert, Erin Heatheron, mirage, model, naked, photoshoot, pictures, teen, tits
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