Posts Tagged ‘tits’
Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is new because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy mix of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity chick.
It’s a smart move for the Germans to ask Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one thing people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the nastiest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things better. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!
By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to be right in the head, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she clearly wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”
Tags: barmaid, beer, boobs, booze, celebrities, cleavage, costumes, German, Hayden Panettiere, Hollywood, Oktoberfest, pictures, roleplay, tits
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Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010
Will you look at that, a non-twitter picture of Coco. No difference though, she still found a way to keep the back entrance open for business. But you won’t hear me complaining, I love a woman who knows her ass is a more profitable asset than any other part of her body. And to us lovers of the ass, Coco gives a little something extra by showing off her huge tits too. Where was this fashion show and why wasn’t I invited???
I just love what Coco wore in these ass-exposing pictures of her. Such a smart way of making sure her giant ass still covers half of the frame, and the other with her tits. I bet you she received a standing ovation just for that little trick… and possibly for nothing else. Let’s be real here, we’re all just here to get a piece of Coco’s ass, aren’t we?
Some chicks would find it insulting when all guys see of you is a pair of butt cheeks in need of a good spanking, but Coco knows that’s the best compliment ever. Having a thousand guys fantasize about ramming their cocks in that ass of hers pushes Coco to post more pictures of her huge ass, so keep worshipping Coco’s bare booty to keep them, and yourself, coming.
Tags: ass, boobs, butt, celebrity, Coco Austin, fashion show, pictures, runway, tits
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Wednesday, September 15th, 2010
Remember Larissa Riquelme, that sexy bitch screaming her cunt off in the sidelines during the world cup? She’s back, and she’s go more than just a pair of boobies bouncing in her wake. Here she is, looking quite the opposite from being pumped and high strung during the match, and actually looking quite serene exposing her tits and loose pussy to a pack of soccer boys all struggling to keep themselves from tackling bare ass.
And who wouldn’t have trouble stopping themselves from sticking it inside Larissa Riquelme’s overused vagina? This South American babe has all the curves in the right places, and, apparently, a vagina that’s so out of place it’s hanging so loose from getting drilled often by the national team. Look closely and you’ll see how spent this chick’s pussy is from getting reamed all the time by adrenaline-fueled soccer players. Yep, Larissa Riquelme knows how to play like a true fangirl; she can sneak past security and be naked dead center in the locker room for the victors way before the match is over.
So if you’ve tooted your vuvuzuelas in solitude long enough, have a slice of pictures of Larissa Riquelme’s shaved pussy, and have a bit of fun with the slut.
Tags: celebrities, Larissa Riquelme, model, naked, nude, Paraguayan model, pictures, shaved pussy, teen, tits, World Cup
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Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
Laurence Fishburne must’ve suffered the worst whiplash ever when he was ripped back into reality with his daughter Montana Fishburne’s debut into porn. But if your daughter has a flippin' hot body with luscious tits that look perfect coated with cum, then you don’t blame bad parenting or the insidious influence of the likes of Kim Kardashian her entry into the porno industry; you blame the genes! And what a lovely display of genes we have here of Montana Fishburne showing off her dirty pictures.
Aside from having these tramp stamps all over her body, you can see right away Montana Fishburne has porn potential branded all over her raw pussy. Judging from the low hanging clit she has going on, either Montana chose to do multiple takes of the deep penetration scene in her sex vid or she’s just a right slut even way before she broke into the scene. Either way, she’s got celebrity slut written all over her fine titties.
If breaking her daddy’s heart isn’t good enough of a deal with the devil for a Hollywood career, I don’t know what is. At least we here at the sidelines get to enjoy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape while the drama rages on in the family.
Tags: celebrity, Laurence Fishburne, Montana Fishburne, Montana Fishburne sex tape, naked, pictures, porn, pussy, sex tape, teen, tits
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Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
So she says she fucked a DJ, and I believe she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the audience was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible grunts she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the show by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.
So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.
Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about motorboating those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and cum all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.
Tags: boobs, celebrity, Gathering of the Juggalos, naked, pictures, stripping, Tila Tequila, tits, topless
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Monday, August 2nd, 2010
One look at Sophie Reade’s 30FF melons in these new batch of naked pictures and you’ll mutter, “God save the Queen indeed!” in agreement. We should be thankful for our English cousins across the pond for continuing the tradition of showcasing the best in male entertainment today in the form of—what else—but tits, tits, and more tits. This ship-sinking specimen here is Sophie Reade, a glamour model made popular by her stay in Big Brother’s house, where she’s been nicknamed Dogface to comply with some crazy ass contract in the reality show. And dogface is right, because a chick with big boobies hanging that low from her chest must like being on all fours like a horny puppy getting the juice pumped out of her vagina from behind. And no, the hastily pasted electric tape isn’t fooling anyone, Sophie. We all know you’re a whore and you’ll strip off the second somebody asks you.
So before you stalk off into your fantasies of penetrating this English slut’s cunt in the style of man’s best friend while groping her juicy melons like you just got told off by your boss and you needed a stress reliever, catch a good look at Sophie Reade’s mega-melons first and tell me anyone who’s gay will turn straight as a ten-foot pole when they get hit in the face by one of those milky monsters.
Tags: Big Brother, boobs, Dogface, English model, jugs, melons, naked, pictures, reality TV, Sophie Reade, tits
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Thursday, July 29th, 2010
Don’t look now, but there’s an insanely hot topless chick looking and pointing at you. Her name’s Gaelle Garcia and apart from being hot she’s also naked in these pics for Che magazine. I’ve said it before and I’m gonna say it again, latina chicks will be the end of men. They are the hottest chicks on the planet and if one of them strips naked exposing their juicy rack and succulent pussy, it’s enough to make you want to do some serious cock-stroking.
Here are a few shots of Gaelle Garcia naked ass strolling at the beach under the sun—hopefully under my now steaming body soon. It would be my ultimate dream to be trapped in a deserted island with this latina goddess. Picture the sight of Gaelle Garcia’s deliciously stacked body galloping ontop of your rigid cock finding her spot til she explodes a pool of her creamy pussy juice. That’s one fantasy I never want to wake up from.
Tags: ass, celebrity pics, cleavage, Gaelle Garcia, latina celebs, naked, nude, sideboobs, tits, topless
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Thursday, July 22nd, 2010
Sofia Vergara is the ultimate sex fantasy and I know you find these smokin’ hot shots of the Latina goddess absolutely boner-inducing. One look at Sofia Vergara’s tits and it send my dick in a coma. There’s a milf with such succulent rack and timeless beauty you can’t get enough of.
It’s undeniable that Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest in the industry and because of her oozing hotness that cannot be contained, she earned herself a reputation as one of the most wanted MILF not only in the whole Latino community but in Hollywood as well. On that note, let’s enjoy these steamy and titillating Sofia Vergara lingerie pics.
Tags: ass, celeb milfs, celebrity pics, cleavage, glamour pics, latina ho tties, Sofia Vergara, tits
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
Marisa Miller is just the right combination of sensually sexy and sensationally girly in these insanely hot lingerie photoshoot for FHM. She puts the seductive next-door housewife to a steamier, more boner-inducing level. Marisa Miller’s tits in eye-teasing lingerie! Damn…at this point, what could even be sexier?
Any straight guy would have a hard time hiding an intense boner by catching a glimpse of Marisa Miller naked smokin’ body on magazine spreads. There’s something about her sex appeal that is nowhere near being skanky and I think that makes her even more desirable in my eyes.
Tags: celebrity pics, cleavage, lingerie, Marisa Miller, tits
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