Posts Tagged ‘topless’
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

So she says she fucked a DJ, and I believe she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the audience was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible grunts she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the show by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.

So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.

Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about motorboating those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and cum all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.
Tags: boobs, celebrity, Gathering of the Juggalos, naked, pictures, stripping, Tila Tequila, tits, topless
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Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Don’t look now, but there’s an insanely hot topless chick looking and pointing at you. Her name’s Gaelle Garcia and apart from being hot she’s also naked in these pics for Che magazine. I’ve said it before and I’m gonna say it again, latina chicks will be the end of men. They are the hottest chicks on the planet and if one of them strips naked exposing their juicy rack and succulent pussy, it’s enough to make you want to do some serious cock-stroking.

Here are a few shots of Gaelle Garcia naked ass strolling at the beach under the sun—hopefully under my now steaming body soon. It would be my ultimate dream to be trapped in a deserted island with this latina goddess. Picture the sight of Gaelle Garcia’s deliciously stacked body galloping ontop of your rigid cock finding her spot til she explodes a pool of her creamy pussy juice. That’s one fantasy I never want to wake up from.

Tags: ass, celebrity pics, cleavage, Gaelle Garcia, latina celebs, naked, nude, sideboobs, tits, topless
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Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Now whose tits do I have to suck to go back to highschool? If it means looking at Alice Goodwin’s breasts every day of the week then I have no freakin’ problem repeating that shit all over again. Some chicks really know what men want to see and apparently Alice Goodwin knows what to do to make my dick hard and ready to pound the living shit out of her big bouncy tits.

Shit if Alice Goodwin was my teacher back in highschool, I would probably be sent to detention every fuckin’ school day because of jacking off my dick in class. A woman like her with a body made for fuckin’ isn’t allowed anywhere near anyone with a dick if she doesn’t want sexual things to happen in the premises. I mean sure I would still be respectful. I’d give my smoking hot teacher an apple everyday…and if I’m good enough maybe she would let me fuck her wet pussy from behind after school hours.

Tags: Alice Goodwin, breasts, celebrity, cleavage, naked, nipples, pics, school teacher, tits, topless
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Friday, April 30th, 2010

Lucy Liu isn’t particularly shy when showing off her nude body in films, but it took a while before she agreed to pose topless for a photoshoot. I don’t know what’s up with that, but at least now we have something to add to our collection of Lucy Liu’s topless moments. This Asian star has conquered Hollywood like a storm, and with that hot body, I think she’ll stay long at the top.

But what really makes Lucy Liu hot? Except for her exotic Chinese features, of course, I think it is her domineering personality in the characters she play on films. Take for example, Charlie’s Angels, and Kill Bill. Lucy as an assasin or as a spy just makes her even hotter.

If you couldn’t get enough of Lucy Liu nudes too, then we have a lot in store for you right here on Celebspanker. Be sure to check it out!
Tags: Asian star, Charlie's Angels, Kill Bill, Lucy Liu nude, topless
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Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

It’s the first time in a long time that I’ve seen Tara Reid looking hot. That’s not being mean or anything, I was just saying the truth. But to be fair to the actress who is struggling for employment as of now, she indeed looked hot in this topless photoshoot. With her dark eyes, just-got-out-of-bed hair, hot lingeries, and of course, her big tits.

Well, of course, we know 100% that these are the products of a skillful photoshop session. Come on, Tara’s boobs in real life don’t look like this. We know for a fact that her boob job years back made her boobs look droopy and her nipples like pepperoni.

But okay, nonetheless, right here is where you can find the rest of Tara Reid’s topless pics.
Tags: big tits, boob job, nipples, topless
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Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

I know it isn’t right, but I think I’m in love with Miranda Kerr. And with that, I mean I want to enclose her in my arms, kiss her dimpled cheek, and then pound her so hard with my stiff cock.

Well, you can’t really blame me. This girl exudes sex appeal wherever she goes. Here she was on a yacth with her boyfriend Orlando Bloom while they were spending New Year together. Well, how lucky is that fucking bastard for being able to spank Miranda’s sweet ass when they fuck. I just wish he drown on that sea where they were, so I can kidnap Miranda and do all those hardcore stuff on her.

Miranda, call me! I even did a photo montage of all your hot bikini pics, even the topless ones! Take a look, I have them here!
Tags: bikini pics, Miranda Kerr, New Year, Orlando Bloom, sweet ass, topless, yacth
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Friday, December 4th, 2009

Carrie Prejean probably is the most infamous (ex)Miss California to date, and we all remember why. First, she offended the gay community by saying she doesn’t believe in the third sex. And we all know that her statement on the Miss California USA pageant became a big deal and overflowed our news nights for weeks months. Then her racy photos came out, one where she was topless and was flaunting her sexy bum. Then, these photos came out where she wasn’t topless, but definitely her nipples were popping out. Nice.

And it gets better. TMZ reports that Ms. Prejean did a sextape when she was younger and when all her Catholic upbringing was bullshit. The alleged sextape prevented Carrie from getting money from the Miss USA officials, so TMZ says.

Well, it hasn’t been leaked out yet, the sextape. But for sure, once it does, you can count on us to show it to you. In the meantime, drop by here for more celebrity scandals and shockers. Have fun pervs.
Tags: gay, Miss California, nipples, sextape, topless
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